No Microchip In This Needle

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    Specializes in Programming / Strategist for allnurses. Has 27 years experience.

I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc.. Has 13 years experience.

"I swear there is no micro-chip in this one"

Specializes in CEN. Has 4 years experience.

Oh come on, this needle is MUCH smaller than the last one!

LindaGracie, ADN, BSN

4 Articles; 36 Posts

Specializes in geriatric, home health. Has 8 years experience.

No Way!!!

 

Editorial Team / Admin

Rose_Queen, BSN, MSN, RN

6 Articles; 11,429 Posts

Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development. Has 18 years experience.

I’m cured! I don’t need no stinkin shot!

Bagatha

4 Posts

This won't hurt a bit!

Specializes in Hospice.

When your patient states he can only take meperidine.

Davey Do

1 Article; 10,290 Posts

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years). Has 44 years experience.
15 hours ago, Vegan in California said:

You may feel a little poke.

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Chronic Care Coordinator

spotangel, DNP, RN, NP

45 Articles; 516 Posts

Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds. Has 34 years experience.

"When you said shot, I thought you meant a drink!"

Long Term Care Columnist / Guide

VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN

142 Articles; 9,982 Posts

Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych. Has 26 years experience.

“This is called a B-52. Try it, you’ll like it.”

Malise

1 Post

Specializes in Telemetry. Has 22 years experience.

"This will help you with your pain"

"Which one?"