No Microchip In This Needle

Nurses General Nursing Toon Contest

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I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

Congratulations to BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN for the winning caption. ?

Month-Long Nurses Week Celebration Starts Today! Nurses Week Contest #3

This cartoon, provided by Davey Do, needs a caption. Help us find the perfect caption and you can win a $100 Amazon Gift Card courtesy of CM&F. Contest rules are found below.

More Nurses Week Contests

You can submit any caption but only those that follow the rules will be considered for the $100 Amazon Gift Card.

Contest Rules

  1. Open to registered members only. (Free and quick to Register)
  2. Length (number of words) is a factor in selecting winning caption. Caption must fit the toon. (2-3 lines at most)
  3. Captions must be submitted below.
  4. Each entry will be reviewed for originality.
  5. You can submit more than one entry.
  6. One winner will be announced.

This contest is sponsored by CM&F.

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Don't worry, I've never missed a shot.

Specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.

Nurse: I just learned how to give an injection and you are my first patient. They said always make sure you pick the correct size needle for the pt. I am pretty sure I got the right one.

Patient: (Exits stage left)

No, this is actually an upside down hand sanitizing dispenser for your room.

I'm going crazy!! Will you stop hounding me?!

Green juice with spinach provides energy. Glad you have your 'get up and go' back!

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

You want to put that WHERE????!

Specializes in Peds, Med-Surg, Disaster Nsg, Parish Nsg.


Thanks to everyone who submitted an entry for our Davey Do Toon Caption Contest | Nurses Week 2021.  The winning caption is 

"I swear there is no micro-chip in this one"

Congratulations to the winner - BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN  Watch for a Private Message with instructions on how to retrieve your prize.  Enjoy your prize!

While this contest has come to an end, you can still participate in the final contest that will remain open until June 4.  The allnurses Nurses Month Article Contest - What Would Florence Nightingale Say if She Could See Us Now?  has the largest prizes of all.  5 winners will each receive a $200 Amazon Gift Card.  

Get your article(s) submitted now. The sooner you submit your article, the sooner others will be reading and being inspired by your article, and the more views and likes you will receive. Who knows...You could be one of the 5 lucky prize winners.


Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

WOW!  I can't believe I won! ?

Specializes in Education, FP, LNC, Forensics, ED, OB.
29 minutes ago, BunnyBunnyBSNRN said:

WOW!  I can't believe I won! ?


Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
42 minutes ago, BunnyBunnyBSNRN said:

WOW!  I can't believe I won! ?

Take a bow, Bunny!



Specializes in pediatrics.

Not on your life lady!!

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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