No Microchip In This Needle

Nurses General Nursing Toon Contest

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I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

Congratulations to BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN for the winning caption. ?

Month-Long Nurses Week Celebration Starts Today! Nurses Week Contest #3

This cartoon, provided by Davey Do, needs a caption. Help us find the perfect caption and you can win a $100 Amazon Gift Card courtesy of CM&F. Contest rules are found below.

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You can submit any caption but only those that follow the rules will be considered for the $100 Amazon Gift Card.

Contest Rules

  1. Open to registered allnurses.com members only. (Free and quick to Register)
  2. Length (number of words) is a factor in selecting winning caption. Caption must fit the toon. (2-3 lines at most)
  3. Captions must be submitted below.
  4. Each entry will be reviewed for originality.
  5. You can submit more than one entry.
  6. One winner will be announced.

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Told ya, I would be back.

 Nooooo! I failed you for Med-Surg didn't I ?! smh

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Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory.

Just one shot and you're set for life!

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Specializes in Ortho-Neuro.

Don't worry, the needle is only to draw up the medication.

(I have to say this every. single. time. one of my patients sees me pull up a drug with a blunt needle.)

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I thought you said your pain is at a 10!

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When a man rates pain 10/10 then says “he doesn’t like needles” but has full arm sleeve tattoo

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Nurse: *Sigh* Not again. I have to start announcing this is not a needle when I enter a room.

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.
On 4/25/2021 at 1:07 PM, peachtreednurse said:

Hands down the most fun I've had since taking this job...!

 

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You asked for pain medication Mr. Johnson?! 

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Specializes in Critical Care, Cardiac Step-down.

Just wait until you see your catheter!

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Hold on, my suppository is kicking in!

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This is part of your smoothie routine.

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I've found the smallest needle for you Sir.

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