No Microchip In This Needle

Nurses General Nursing Toon Contest

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I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

Congratulations to BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN for the winning caption. ?

Month-Long Nurses Week Celebration Starts Today! Nurses Week Contest #3

This cartoon, provided by Davey Do, needs a caption. Help us find the perfect caption and you can win a $100 Amazon Gift Card courtesy of CM&F. Contest rules are found below.

More Nurses Week Contests

You can submit any caption but only those that follow the rules will be considered for the $100 Amazon Gift Card.

Contest Rules

  1. Open to registered allnurses.com members only. (Free and quick to Register)
  2. Length (number of words) is a factor in selecting winning caption. Caption must fit the toon. (2-3 lines at most)
  3. Captions must be submitted below.
  4. Each entry will be reviewed for originality.
  5. You can submit more than one entry.
  6. One winner will be announced.

This contest is sponsored by CM&F.

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Specializes in ICU.

Dilaudid only comes in this size now.

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Specializes in Critical Care, Cardiac Step-down.

"Still sure your pain is a 10 out of 10?"

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Specializes in RPN.

don't worry! This won't hurt one bit! Just a little prick! 

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Specializes in RN.

Here's a little local anesthetic to numb the pain before your vasectomy!

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

Covid yourself I ain't no lab rat...

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

I ain't sticking around to get stuck

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

Frontline my butt go stick yourself...

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

No way no how I'll take my chances!

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

Running scared right out of here...

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

If you're sticking around I'm out of here

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Specializes in Med-Surg., LTC,, OB/GYN, L& D,, Office.

Beware Nurses carrying big stick!?

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Specializes in ICU/PACU/PREOP.

You are going to stick that where??? I’m out of here; I’m afraid of needles!

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