Edclem4

I’m sorry!! That one takes the cake!! My husband is still shuddering and I’m laughing and crying at the same time. That is truly a gross out moment! Scarred for life.

I was working in home health. I went in to a dark, older home and was ushered to a back bedroom. My patient was a poor young bed bound quadriplegic. One of his legs had been amputated from the hip area. The other leg had been amputated above the knee. The wound was gangrenous and foul. The mother was doing the best she could but there was a large 30 gallon trash can with foul dressings in it. I had to change the putrid dressing on his wound peeling gangrenous flesh off with the dressing. His catheter was tearing his urethra and his urine was foul and amber. It was different not to gag with the smell and state of this young man’s existence. Of course, I called the doctor to notify of the situation but it was a very sad and difficult experience.

You are going to stick that where??? I’m out of here; I’m afraid of needles!

I do not know what is wrong

Alrighty then

Don't give that patient any pain medicine; they can take their own- said the plastic surgeon after performing major surgery

Don't give that patient any pain medicine, they can take their own when they leave--said the plastic surgeon after performing surgery

I'm trying to hear myself think

I'm gonna puke

Hoolohan from "Mash"

Do you wear panties?? Well, you need to go out and get some of these right now!! They come up under your boobs and don't slide down.

Never say never!