No Microchip In This Needle

Nurses General Nursing Toon Contest

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I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

Congratulations to BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN for the winning caption. ?

Month-Long Nurses Week Celebration Starts Today! Nurses Week Contest #3

This cartoon, provided by Davey Do, needs a caption. Help us find the perfect caption and you can win a $100 Amazon Gift Card courtesy of CM&F. Contest rules are found below.

More Nurses Week Contests

You can submit any caption but only those that follow the rules will be considered for the $100 Amazon Gift Card.

Contest Rules

  1. Open to registered allnurses.com members only. (Free and quick to Register)
  2. Length (number of words) is a factor in selecting winning caption. Caption must fit the toon. (2-3 lines at most)
  3. Captions must be submitted below.
  4. Each entry will be reviewed for originality.
  5. You can submit more than one entry.
  6. One winner will be announced.

This contest is sponsored by CM&F.

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Specializes in Ambulatory surgery.

Oh this?  This is our new and improved Dilaudid!  What’s that?  Dilaudid isn’t the only pain medication that works for you anymore?

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Specializes in RN, MedSurg.

Cures what ails ya everytime!

See doctor? I told you he could walk!

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Specializes in RN, MedSurg.

See doctor? I told you he could walk!

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Specializes in L&D.

You're going to put that where???

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But I just had a tune-up!

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Specializes in Psych Nirse.

“I said I AM a Big Shot! Not I WANT a Big Shot!”

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Specializes in NCSN.

Well looks like you can ambulate on your own! 

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Specializes in Telemetry.

The nurse had to find an alternative to the patient refusing Physical Therapy. 

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Dear Nurse Beth

I am being held prisoner me a psych ward and I am being forced to create Davey Do toons. What can I do?

Davey Do

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Specializes in ambulant care.

"You Can´t Handle the Truth"

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
1 hour ago, Elfriede said:

"You Can´t Handle the Truth"

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Allnurses administration requested that I draw a cartoon based on their idea and I felt honored. These submissions are great, and a couple of them inspired me to edit the original cartoon a bit just for fun.

In all fairness, I feel as though I've already been given a prize, and would rather my submission not be used in the contest.

A I drew the cartoon, I thought the nurse may be saying this:

"Don't worry. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me."

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