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Elfriede has 40 years experience and specializes in ambulant care.

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    Screw Nursing Caption Contest

    "I havn´t a standardized thread. So what ?!?"
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    Lazy patient

    I don´t think that they´re "lazy". It´s a "call for attention". Try to find out their social/family background.
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    Finish the Toon!

    "... and the spread of infection is not finally detected by the board of ..."
  4. Elfriede

    Scheduling drama

    "Pt´s and the time" is a neverending story. My favourite is : "Quater to eight is much to late and 7.45 much to early !"
  5. Elfriede

    Dealing with Pets

    There´s nothing you can´t learn. Just visit a dog school ! You don´t need a own dog. Learn about dogs. How to read them and how to behave.
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    September 2019 Caption Contest

    At Halloween the adage "The nurse is pt´s last defence line." becomes a new dimension.
  7. Elfriede

    September 2019 Caption Contest

    Why Halloween ??? Just a normal day at the Rungholt-Social-Station.
  8. The only chance for a nurse to see/talk her child.
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    Wise One Liners

    I "have to" only two things : To die and to the can.
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    T shirt idea

    before and after effectiv
  11. Elfriede

    Joint Commission and Ligature Points

    ... `cause brainless is painless.
  12. Elfriede

    Feeling embarrassed, ask the md a stupid question

    "There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers." Not to ask is a dangerous care error.
  13. Elfriede

    Cartoon Caption Student Nurse Day Contest

    Pitty that your insurance doesn´t pay a chest-to-head transplantation
  14. Elfriede

    Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

    Don´t worry. Just a surgeon on his break.
  15. Elfriede

    How many hours per week do you work?

    30 p.w. (contract) 40 p.w. (at least)
  16. Elfriede

    Career Advice from Barbie (yes, THAT Barbie)

    Hmmm.... I think I do !

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