Elfriede

Elfriede has 40 years experience and specializes in ambulant care.

Elfriede's Latest Activity

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   Screw Nursing Caption Contest

   Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in Humor

   "I havn´t a standardized thread. So what ?!?"

   • Feb 8
   • 9 replies
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   Lazy patient

   Elfriede replied to Katie622's topic in Nurses

   I don´t think that they´re "lazy". It´s a "call for attention". Try to find out their social/family background.

   • Feb 8
   • 46 replies
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   Finish the Toon!

   Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in Nurses

   "... and the spread of infection is not finally detected by the board of ..."

   • Jan 4
   • 29 replies
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4. 

   Scheduling drama

   Elfriede replied to Zippy83's topic in Home Health

   "Pt´s and the time" is a neverending story. My favourite is : "Quater to eight is much to late and 7.45 much to early !"

   • Sep 28, 2019
   • 3 replies
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   Dealing with Pets

   Elfriede replied to Nursevibes's topic in Home Health

   There´s nothing you can´t learn. Just visit a dog school ! You don´t need a own dog. Learn about dogs. How to read them and how to behave.

   • Sep 22, 2019
   • 11 replies
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   September 2019 Caption Contest

   Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   At Halloween the adage "The nurse is pt´s last defence line." becomes a new dimension.

   • Aug 30, 2019
   • 75 replies
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7. 

   September 2019 Caption Contest

   Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   Why Halloween ??? Just a normal day at the Rungholt-Social-Station.

   • Aug 24, 2019
   • 75 replies
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8. 

   July 2019 Caption Contest: Poll - Select $100 Winner!

   Elfriede replied to Joe V's topic in Announcements

   The only chance for a nurse to see/talk her child.

   • Jul 8, 2019
   • 101 replies
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9. 

   Wise One Liners

   Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in Nurses

   I "have to" only two things : To die and to the can.

   • May 25, 2019
   • 73 replies
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10. 

    T shirt idea

    Elfriede replied to ALJ1313's topic in Humor

    before and after effectiv

    • May 15, 2019
    • 5 replies
11. 

    Joint Commission and Ligature Points

    Elfriede replied to Davey Do's topic in Nurses

    ... `cause brainless is painless.

    • May 15, 2019
    • 70 replies
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12. 

    Feeling embarrassed, ask the md a stupid question

    Elfriede replied to RobertJo's topic in Nurses

    "There are no stupid questions, only stupid answers." Not to ask is a dangerous care error.

    • May 13, 2019
    • 27 replies
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13. 

    Cartoon Caption Student Nurse Day Contest

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in Students

    Pitty that your insurance doesn´t pay a chest-to-head transplantation

    • May 5, 2019
    • 41 replies
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14. 

    Caption This Cartoon Nurses Week Contest

    Elfriede replied to Brian S.'s topic in Nurses

    Don´t worry. Just a surgeon on his break.

    • May 4, 2019
    • 78 replies
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15. 

    How many hours per week do you work?

    Elfriede replied to zecowsay's topic in Home Health

    30 p.w. (contract) 40 p.w. (at least)

    • Apr 21, 2019
    • 8 replies
16. 

    Career Advice from Barbie (yes, THAT Barbie)

    Elfriede replied to Alex_RN's topic in Humor

    Hmmm.... I think I do !

    • Apr 21, 2019
    • 9 replies
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