No Microchip In This Needle

Nurses General Nursing Toon Contest

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I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

Congratulations to BunnyBunnyBSNRN, ASN, BSN for the winning caption. ?

Month-Long Nurses Week Celebration Starts Today! Nurses Week Contest #3

This cartoon, provided by Davey Do, needs a caption. Help us find the perfect caption and you can win a $100 Amazon Gift Card courtesy of CM&F. Contest rules are found below.

More Nurses Week Contests

You can submit any caption but only those that follow the rules will be considered for the $100 Amazon Gift Card.

Contest Rules

  1. Open to registered allnurses.com members only. (Free and quick to Register)
  2. Length (number of words) is a factor in selecting winning caption. Caption must fit the toon. (2-3 lines at most)
  3. Captions must be submitted below.
  4. Each entry will be reviewed for originality.
  5. You can submit more than one entry.
  6. One winner will be announced.

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Specializes in ambulant care.

" I admire men in hospital . "

2 Votes
Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatrics, Wound Care.

"It is a miracle drug. You're Cured! You can walk again!"

2 Votes
Specializes in Critical Care.

“Ahhhh. Your not putting that microchip in my arm!”

2 Votes
Specializes in Cardiology/Telemetry.

Good Morning. Glad to see you’re feeling better!

2 Votes

Lucky for you I found one more Johnson&Johnson in the fridge. 

1 Votes
Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

“No, sir, I’m from housekeeping, I’m here to do the vents.”

2 Votes

You said you wanted your pain med! 

2 Votes
Specializes in ER.

OMG, she doesn't have a mask!

2 Votes
Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
1 hour ago, Emergent said:

OMG, she doesn't have a mask!

When I drew this cartoon, Emergent, I truly thought about putting a mask on the nurse.

Say! Let's see how that would look!

 

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Nah. 

It loses something in the translation.

3 Votes
Specializes in WIC Nurse.

"You aren't going near my butt with that!" 

2 Votes
Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

Mr. Needle inspires everyone to get up and ambulate!

3 Votes
Specializes in Psyche Nursing, Med/Surg, LTAC.

So- Mr. Smith? You told the doctor you had a pain level of 11 and no one was helping you?

1 Votes
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