No Microchip In This Needle

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I Swear There Is No Microchip In This Needle.

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Specializes in School Nursing, Ambulatory Care, etc..

"I swear there is no micro-chip in this one"

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Specializes in CEN.

Oh come on, this needle is MUCH smaller than the last one!

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Specializes in geriatric, home health.

No Way!!!

 

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Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.

I’m cured! I don’t need no stinkin shot!

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This won't hurt a bit!

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Specializes in Hospice.

When your patient states he can only take meperidine.

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You may feel a little poke.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
15 hours ago, Vegan in California said:

You may feel a little poke.

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Specializes in ED, Tele, MedSurg, ADN, Outpatient, LTC, Peds.

"When you said shot, I thought you meant a drink!"

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

“This is called a B-52. Try it, you’ll like it.”

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Specializes in Telemetry.

"This will help you with your pain"

"Which one?"

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