Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

[Sun0408, ASN, RN]

I often say to myself "And you really thought that was a good idea" ..

Gotta love trauma ICU hehe :)

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Thank heavens the dude who shot his huevos off while sticking a Glock 9 mm down the front of his britches rendered himself incapable of reproducing, because the world is already LOADED with stupid.

[Altra, BSN, RN]

Thank heavens the dude who shot his huevos off while sticking a Glock 9 mm down the front of his britches rendered himself incapable of reproducing, because the world is already LOADED with stupid.

A rare victory for natural selection ...

[applewhitern, BSN, RN]

FOMITE~ it will make your mouth turn green! FOMITE~ you'll need some Listerine! FOMITE~ it'll make you vomit, cause it taste like Comet! FOMITE~ it'll make your teeth glow bright! Get yourself some FOMITE today!

[sharpeimom]

fomite? what's wrong with threemite or fivemite?

if you don't like the taste of formite (r in this time) toothpaste or foaming gel, you can also clean icky stains off your john bowl with it.

[exnavygirl-RN]

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[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

fomite? what's wrong with threemite or fivemite?

if you don't like the taste of formite (r in this time) toothpaste or foaming gel, you can also clean icky stains off your john bowl with it.

:barf01:

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

My least-favorite aide was always RIGHT THERE to tell me that the patients in Rooms 4,5,6 and 7 all needed pain meds, but somehow missed that the one in Room 4 was incontinent of poo, Room 5 also needed fresh icewater and cups, Room 6 had been asking for an extra blanket for an hour, and Room 7 swears the aide walked into the room with the VS machine and walked back out again without checking if she was even alive--except she DID hear the patient yell "are you my nurse? I need pain meds!".

I was gunning for Best Run-On Sentence :)

[madwife2002, BSN, RN]

Did you ask for help or did you just assume everybody could read your thoughts, knew you needed help and chose not to give you any?

[mrr5745]

I often joke that I carry a magic wand that solves problems and takes care of pt's symptoms. Today, I actually said:

"My magic wand can fix a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them."

[Whispera, MSN, RN]

"What WERE you thinking??"

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

No, your boyfriend cannot stay in bed with you because you can't possibly fall asleep without him. And no, I'm not calling the doctor at home to get an order for that, either. Seriously.