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Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

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    If you think because I have a hillbilly accent, I am stupid, you have just made your first mistake.

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    Stolen from someone on another thread and then mangled: I used to be a people person, then I became a nurse.

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    It sure felt like a full moon last night.

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    Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

    Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,

    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy. :(

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    See, I think it sounds like a toothpaste. I even have a jingle in my head (music included):

    "If you want your teeth gleaming white,

    Try the new toothpaste...Fomite!"

    I wish I could put the music for it here, but I am not that tech savvy. :(

    I just sang it in my head!! LOVE!!! :)

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    It totally sounds like a 50's toothpaste...lol...ok my first sentence...

    "You *really* want me to answer that question?"

    Now I'm obsessed with the word fomite. thanks wooh. thank you.

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    Wheeeeee! "Get the NEW Foaming Fomite tooth gel! It'll make your mouth feel like a zillion bugs are living in it!" Ugh....it's too early in the morning for this (stuff).

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    Strange...two hours ago my bladder felt like it would explode.

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    A naked corpse was found and the cops knew she was a nurse. Her stomach was empty, her bladder was full, and her ass was chewed.

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    re floating:

    how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all?

    ~firesign theater

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    To self: does this big, goofy exaggerated smile cover up how I am really feeling right now? Gets me through triaging the absurd. :)

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    I accidentally spilled some vancomycin on my shoes yesterday while throwing away an old bag and wondered "Does that count as getting them clean?"

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