Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

I accidentally spilled some vancomycin on my shoes yesterday while throwing away an old bag and wondered "Does that count as getting them clean?"

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Specializes in Med Tele, Gen Surgical.

Do I really have to chart on you? You're not very interesting...VSS, denies pain/nausea/numbness/tingling/SOB. Why are you here?

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Do I really have to chart on you? You're not very interesting...VSS, denies pain/nausea/numbness/tingling/SOB. Why are you here?

Those are the best to chart on. Click, click, click... done.

It's the ones that have the funky stuff that take time. What was that measurement again? What's medical term to use for a heart that sounds like the doors closing on Star Trek? How do you say the discharge looks like week old rancid cottage cheese in a more professional tone? Is it acceptable to quote the patient when he states it's normal for him to shart all day?

Decisions.

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Specializes in Trauma, ER, ICU, CCU, PACU, GI, Cardiology, OR.

if you want your hair without frizzes use "formite gel" it will keep your hair in control all shift long!!! :D

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Specializes in LTC Rehab Med/Surg.

Why do some patients look like they're dead when they sleep?

It's technically a question, not a statement.

:)

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Specializes in CICU.

HOw can the CNA miss the colostomy bag puffed up to the size of a volleyball?

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Specializes in school nursing, ortho, trauma.

The nice thing about patients that snore is you can round on them from the hall during night shift

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Specializes in CICU.

I must be having auditory hallucinations - apparently I am the only one that hears IV pumps and bipap alarms all night...

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Specializes in Critical Care, ED, Cath lab, CTPAC,Trauma.

When triaging on a Friday night and the waiting room is full there is ALWAYS the person who demands to be seen for the pain they have had for 2 weeks! I have bitten my tongue til it bleeds when I want to say......:banghead:

If it hurts only when you bend it backward then......DON'T BEND IT BACKWARD!":smokin:

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crushed pills in apple sauce = awesome sauce.

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Specializes in Peds Homecare.

For all you fomite fans:[video=youtube_share;4FpF-DU0Iew]

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Why can't the floor staff have wheelchair races up and down the hall?

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