Malingering Monday

[Flare]

it's in full swing! Just over 2 hours running and i think i just hit the 30 student mark.

[GmaPearl BSN RN]

I keep mine scotch taped to an index card… Maybe should frame said card and hang it on the wall :)

Had a mom today ask me to just cut her kids loose ortho wire after several of the contacts had popped off. Um nope, that is way beyond my pay grade.

Lots of kids just running into walls today. I must have missed the look like a unicorn contest posting.

[kidzcare]

Ummmm...

A bedazzled SCOOTER?

Just drop the 'S' off the front...

[abc123RN]

Just drop the 'S' off the front...

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

I've heard nurses like to keep lice in plastic baggies pinned to a board...must be so they can plant them in kids hair. KNEW IT!

Well, I am OFFENDED at the treatment of the lice, louses, whaddever you wanna call them!!!

Everyone else is offended by something, so I am taking up their cause. Gonna get me gofundme page and blast it all over social media!!

[Farawyn]

*bump*

Yea, I got 'em.

[Farawyn]

They are actually cramping my day right now, these kids.

Because, on the Gen thread, yet another concerned husband is asking if his little woman should become a nurse because she may see a wayward member in her travels.

[Flare, ASN, BSN]

oh jeeze! That's the least of his worries.

[JenTheSchoolRN, BSN, RN]

They are actually cramping my day right now, these kids.

Because, on the Gen thread, yet another concerned husband is asking if his little woman should become a nurse because she may see a wayward member in her travels.

Did you yet again explain the difference between work member and fun member?

[Eleven011]

Wasnt there someone else on the Gereral thread looking to work as a nurse with only women patients? maybe they could get a job together??

[Farawyn]

Did you yet again explain the difference between work member and fun member?

I'm making t-shirts.

I'll do them in red, so OldDude can wear one.

[Eleven011]

I'm making t-shirts.

I'll do them in red, so OldDude can wear one.

Can you make them school appropriate? I want to wear one :)

[MrNurse(x2), ADN]

Did you yet again explain the difference between work member and fun member?

My wife's line is that she has seen more memberes than a prostitute. I have worked with women for 30 years, I know how you all think about them. Why do you think I wanted to date my wife.