Malingering Monday

Farawyn · Dec 21, 2015

My wife's line is that she has seen more memberes than a prostitute. I have worked with women for 30 years, I know how you all think about them. Why do you think I wanted to date my wife.

So she can cath you when you get old?

Farawyn · Dec 21, 2015

Can you make them school appropriate? I want to wear one :)

It will say

"Work member vs. Recreational member"

on the front

and

"Nurses Know the Difference!"

on the back

Yes?

JenTheSchoolRN, BSN, RN · Dec 21, 2015

It will say
"Work member vs. Recreational member"
on the front
and
"Nurses Know the Difference!"
on the back
Yes?

I want this shirt.

SnowyJ, RN · Dec 21, 2015

Ok, I need a link to that thread. :Fella:

Farawyn · Dec 21, 2015

The thing today at work has been "I hurt myself over the weekend and now I can't walk up the stairs"

It's 9th period. What have you been doing all day?

OldDude · Dec 21, 2015

It will say
"Work member vs. Recreational member"
on the front
and
"Nurses Know the Difference!"
on the back
Yes?

I'm not sure I want one of those shirts.

JenTheSchoolRN, BSN, RN · Dec 21, 2015

The thing today at work has been "I hurt myself over the weekend and now I can't walk up the stairs"
It's 9th period. What have you been doing all day?

See, that is when I pull out the "well, if you can't really walk up the stairs, I should call you mom/dad to take you straight to the emergency room for an x-ray." I put on my most serious face ever.

Student runs like a deer in headlights. :wideyed: