Malingering Monday

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it's in full swing! Just over 2 hours running and i think i just hit the 30 student mark.

Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
We got you 3 of them in red. You will wear it and like it.

Ok, ok, I will, kidzcare jedi mind control

We got you 3 of them in red. You will wear it and like it.

I just found this thread. Good grief. That is funny!! It was one of those burst-out-laughing-and-hope-no-one-asks-me-what's-funny moments. I have to behave today. My office is in the main office!! woopsie :roflmao:

I think we could get these shirts in pink too!! Would make perfect Wednesday attire!!

I just found this thread. Good grief. That is funny!! It was one of those burst-out-laughing-and-hope-no-one-asks-me-what's-funny moments. I have to behave today. My office is in the main office!! woopsie :roflmao:

I think we could get these shirts in pink too!! Would make perfect Wednesday attire!!

Happy to provide a laugh!

Just spill a little bleach on the red shirt and then you can wear on Wednesdays!

Oooooh, here we go, kids! Batten down the hatches!

Specializes in Home Health,Dialysis, MDS, School Nurse.

Ugh, I've already had a stomachache, fell and hit head, bit my toungue, and a teacher said I have pink eye. Lord help me!!

I didn't want to come in today and it is clear that the students felt the same. 6 visits in the first 20 minutes and 93% attendance.

First page of sign in sheets already done- BOOM>

Specializes in School Nursing, Hospice,Med-Surg.

I just had a kid who "fell and hit my eye on the rug."

Wha??

I had one come in this morning that had suddenly "went completely blind during class". Yet, he made it all the way to the clinic with no escort.........

I just had a kid who "fell and hit my eye on the rug."

Wha??

Shag or Berber?

FF waiting for me this morning with a fever.

WHY are you in school?

FF waiting for me this morning with a fever.

WHY are you in school?

The same reason the kid who puked this morning in the car came to school. And then puked 2 more times in 1st period.

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