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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

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hawaiicarl has 28 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Critical care.

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If you leave them just a little bit better than you got em it was a good shift.

You don't need to be a brain surgeon, well unless the pt needs brain surgery.

It's Aloha Friday!

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We all have to die of something.

 

If it doesn't work we can amputate it.

 

"If you need it and don't have it, you sing a different tune." Burt Gummer

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

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5 hours ago, Helomech said:

If you look around and everyone is an ***, you’re probably the ***. 

 

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

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3 hours ago, hawaiicarl said:

If you leave them just a little bit better than you got em it was a good shift.

 

I really like that, hawaiicarl!

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CharleeFoxtrot has 7 years experience as a ADN, RN.

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14 hours ago, kidzcare said:

If everywhere you go, it smells like sh!t... check your shoes. 

 

Really, really like this one. Need to fling it at at toxic co-worker I have 😼

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dianah has 43 years experience as a ADN and specializes in Cath Lab/Radiology.

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You buttered your bread, now lie in it.

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mizfradd has 11 years experience as a CNA and specializes in med/surg, psych, public health.

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The world would be a better place if everyone took a chill pill and even better if some choked on it! 👍

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nrsang97 has 12 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Neuro ICU and Med Surg.

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Common sense isn't a flower that grows in everyone's garden.

Of course we didn't to it that way, because that way would have made sense. 

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J.Adderton has 20 years experience as a MSN.

60 Articles; 279 Posts; 28,074 Profile Views

"It is progress not perfection".

"I do not have enough emotional space to take this on".

 

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JBMmom has 6 years experience as a MSN and specializes in Long term care; med-surg; critical care.

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Don't be an idiot.

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Ruby Vee has 40 years experience as a BSN and specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

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“When you’re arguing with an idiot, make sure the idiot isn’t doing the same.”

”Keep ‘em alive ‘til 7:35.”  Because the trouble with keeping them alive until 7:05 is that it really sucks when they code before you’re done giving report.

”All bleeding stops eventually,” uttered when watching my formerly intubated and lined patient standing in the doorway, having chewed through the pressure tubing on his arterial line, and spraying blood at anyone who approached him.  It was in the early days of the HIV hysteria, he was HIV+ and his plan was to infect everyone possible.  (We know this because that is what he was screaming at us.)  

With apologies to Samuel Shem, “There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a good, strong arm and a 14 gauge needle.  But some of them ought not to be.  The left ventricle comes to mind.”  

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Ruby Vee has 40 years experience as a BSN and specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

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I forgot this one, which was my signature line for years:

”Half the world’s population has a below average IQ.”  

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