Wise One Liners

[Davey Do]

The use of Wise One Liners helps me when I'm needing to make decisions, especially at work.

Here's a few examples crediting the person from which I first heard it:

If it ain't broke, don't fix it." -Dad

"The worst enemy of good is better." -Dr. M

And from Dr. ABC:

Got any Wise One Liners you like to use?

[RNfindingherway, BSN, RN]

You make your bed, you lay in it!

[RNfindingherway, BSN, RN]

You play with puppy, puppy lick your mouth. Don't trouble, trouble won't trouble you!

[Kitiger, RN]

Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing.

[J.Adderton, BSN, MSN]

Thought of another one-liner I use:

Wear the world like a loose garment.

[Megan1977, MSN, EdD, RN]

“Sh** happens- deal with it” - said to me by my nursing preceptor in my leadership clinicals ??

[twinmommy+2, ADN, BSN, MSN]

Asystole is a stable rhythm. Anything else is apt for change.

"Thats a DSP" day shift problem.

"Aww bless his heart". Said by muah when about to intubate the nether region of a man, and the wife said don't laugh but he's small. Indeed, he was and said the above. Didn't laugh though.

[Kaisu]

If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

[Elfriede]

I "have to" only two things :

To die and to the can.

[Kooky Korky, BSN, RN]

On 5/24/2019 at 1:37 AM, Davey Do said:

I really like that, hawaiicarl!

I like the aloha part. LOL

[prmenrs, RN]

My signature line:

Never, ever trust a 35 weeker.

[ThePsychWhisperer, BSN, MSN, APRN, NP]

The patient is fine, but the family is nuttier than squirrel poop.

Unfortunately, if I continue to be this awesome, expectations will rise

Set the bar low, and you'll never have trouble clearing the hurdle

[Oldmahubbard]

Whatever people are talking about now, in 2 weeks, they will be talking about something different.