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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

14 Followers; 1 Article; 75,850 Visitors; 6,119 Posts

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

14 Followers; 1 Article; 75,850 Visitors; 6,119 Posts

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OldDude specializes in Pediatrics.

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When you start out with junk, you end up with junk.

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Daisy4RN has 20 years experience and specializes in Travel, Home Health, Med-Surg.

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It is out of my hula hoop

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NutmeggeRN has 25 years experience as a BSN and specializes in kids.

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7 hours ago, CharleeFoxtrot said:

"Even crazy people can have heart attacks." 

-unknown ED Charge RN after a cocky new paramedic whose initials are CF brought in a patient having a psychotic episode (unworthy of running an EKG). Patient kept talking about being in the hospital  and it turned out she had been in that very ED two nights before with an NSTEMI. Fortunately for the young paragod, this time it was just indigestion.

Paragod...I'm dying here!!!!!!!!!!

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NutmeggeRN has 25 years experience as a BSN and specializes in kids.

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Do your best and hope for the rest!!

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"Life is too short to deal with a**holes." -my dad

 

 

"I just work here." -me

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JadedCPN has 13 years experience as a BSN, RN and specializes in Pediatrics, Pediatric Float, PICU, NICU.

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“I can do anything for 12 hours.” (My current motto as a float nurse) 

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The only thing constant is change.

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

14 Followers; 1 Article; 75,850 Visitors; 6,119 Posts

When a coworker complains about their job, I like to quote Super Chicken:

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Kitiger has 40 years experience as a RN and specializes in Pediatrics.

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We can DO this. 🙂

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

14 Followers; 1 Article; 75,850 Visitors; 6,119 Posts

In the Spring of 1979, I informed my Dad of the lining of the planets and the possibility that the world might end. He replied a Wise One Liner that I tell myself to this day when I have to accept  a situation as it is:

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Davey Do has 35 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

14 Followers; 1 Article; 75,850 Visitors; 6,119 Posts

When I was about 16 years old, I wanted to discuss a sensitive subject with my Dad.

I said, "I don't know where to start".

His Wise One Liner was:

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