Why does everyone say that they "consigned" a drug waste.....

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Everyone say that they "consigned" a drug waste? Well, of course not everyone, but a whole lot of folks on here do.

Shouldn't the word be co-signed? Or have I been wrong all these years? To me, consign is what you do with your used clothes in a consignment shop. :cheeky:

I fly to Vegas daily and cough on your womb nuggets... You got me!

I feel the same way. You guys are awesome, for Internets.

Geez. You could at least cough on me directly and have some lunch and drinks or something.

No reason to get the poor womb nuggets sick.

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Geez. You could at least cough on me directly and have some lunch and drinks or something.

No reason to get the poor womb nuggets sick.

I was having a bad day. Next time I'll cough on you.

Love ya, Ooodles.

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Specializes in Behavioral Health.
Sometimes I like my AN friends better than my IRL friends. I'm not sure most of them even know what a pannus is...

1. Wait. By the time you graduate you'll spend so much time with nurses that you'll find yourself discussing Bristol scales over breakfast and trach care over dinner... and all of your non-nurse friends will ask you to stop inviting them to nursey things.

2. I had this horrible, horrible mental image of chicken nuggets made out of uterusesess and if I weren't already a veggie I would have become one instantly.

3. I think lists need at least three items or else you look like a jerk for numbering so few things

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Uterusesess? You know what my phone wanted to correct that to? It we use adds.

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Specializes in 15 years in ICU, 22 years in PACU.

This is a straight cut and paste from a recent entry on AN. I could not of butchered the English language more better then iffen Id tried.

"Yes be grateful for the ones that do have patients and time. Stay clear of the ones set in there ways once your on there level there will be a day they need you and will be glad to be blessed with your presents. God bless good luck."

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Specializes in Hospice.
This is a straight cut and paste from a recent entry on AN. I could not of butchered the English language more better then iffen Id tried.

"Yes be grateful for the ones that do have patients and time. Stay clear of the ones set in there ways once your on there level there will be a day they need you and will be glad to be blessed with your presents. God bless good luck."

I always feel blessed when I receive presents.

Seriously though, we're having a lot of fun with this, but I've read clinical notes that are truly appalling. Some of the writers seem to be illiterate, if not just stupid.

I wonder if people realize that their notes are legal documents. I just hope none of them are ever called for a deposition years after an incident. There is no way that some of the notes I read could ever help a nurse recall events.

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Why wasn't this on my weekly list?!?

Purp? Far? I hold you responsable. Ouch. Responsible. I can't even...

I'm so behind now, I will never catch up! I can only read a page and a half at a time before my eyes start twitching. There's also a weird growl that keeps happening...

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Specializes in Critical Care and ED.

I've been on this board a really long time, and this is the funniest thing I've ever read. I'm laughing so hard I can't even think of something equally funny to say. Womb nuggets? :roflmao:

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Specializes in Stepdown, PCCN.
One of my guilty pleasures....the joke that ends with, "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em."[/

^^

This

Every time I hear the word rectum.

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Specializes in Emergency, Telemetry, Transplant.
I've NEVER heard anyone say that. Perhaps it's just a regional quirk where you are?

I was thinking that too. We just say "witness."

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Specializes in Emergency, Telemetry, Transplant.
He texts back "Duck you" I send back the correct word.

My phone would always autocorrect to "duck." Then it must have learned (if such a thing is possible for a phone) that I never send a text with the word duck. I very rarely text that word that rhymes with duck, but when it is followed by "you," it's a good bet that is what I meant.

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Oh deers, that looks like it came from the floor nurses thread.

That's alot of commas. At least the spelling isn't horrific. Someone has nurses on quiet a pedastool.

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