Why does everyone say that they "consigned" a drug waste.....

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Everyone say that they "consigned" a drug waste? Well, of course not everyone, but a whole lot of folks on here do.

Shouldn't the word be co-signed? Or have I been wrong all these years? To me, consign is what you do with your used clothes in a consignment shop. :cheeky:

I am appauled at the number of biter nurses on this sight. You were new nurses to. Your bad additudes are going to effect the new nurses you orientate. People like you shouldn't be nurses I wouldn't want you taking care of people I loved.Their is no excuse for you're nasty to new new nurses. Your opposed to be kind to others. It says it pacifically in your nurses oath. Be ware.........there are alot of new grads who would kill for your'e job.

THE BEST!!! I cannot stop laughing.

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I imagine finding yeast in pannus isn't too difficult.

And you do the folded over pillow case thing, and then when you change them you think, "Can we just burn this pillow case right now?"

If I ever get admitted to a hospital I'm bringing my own linens.

Wait, I'm off topic again... ever get a text that says, "So and so is being a total birch," and then you say, "Did you tell her to make like a tree and leave?"

Just me? Okay then...

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Wait, I'm off topic again... ever get a text that says, "So and so is being a total birch," and then you say, "Did you tell her to make like a tree and leave?"

Just me? Okay then...

This just makes me want to send Dogen silly autocorrected texts.

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How did I miss all the panis stuff?

My old work friend and I had a running joke about harvesting the yeast from under our manager's ample panis.

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This just makes me want to send Dogen silly autocorrected texts.

As the talk to text features have been refined over the years, I've sent a lot of very strange texts. New Siri on iPhone seems to be a lot better which has taken the fun out of it.

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This just makes me want to send Dogen silly autocorrected texts.

I'm so bad at texting this could be a competition. In the course of normal texting I duck up at least three or four times a day. Then when I drink my phone suddenly spells everything right, so I can't even blame my stupid phone for the stupid things I say. Clever beasty.

Speaking of talk to text, I was once driving across Washington and trying to send an update to my family. I had hit some traffic and letting them know. What I meant was, "Everett sucks, Seattle sucks, Tacoma sucks, Olympia sucks." What I sent was, "Everett sex Seattle sex to, sex Olympic sex."

Mom's reply: "No wonder it's taking you so long."

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I don't talk to text, but I drunk text really well. I'm much more awkward sober.

So, if you ever see a wall of text from me where everything is spelled perfectly, drive me home.

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I don't talk to text, but I drunk text really well. I'm much more awkward sober.

So, if you ever see a wall of text from me where everything is spelled perfectly, drive me home.

I do too. I'm a very affectionate drunk texter. So if you get 5 messages from me in a row, it's time to cut me off.

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I do too. I'm a very affectionate drunk texter. So if you get 5 messages from me in a row, it's time to cut me off.

Define "affectionate".

Oh, and 3 seconds later you get another wall of text, then another.

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Define "affectionate".

Oh, and 3 seconds later you get another wall of text, then another.

Maybe affectionate isn't the right word. Clingy? Yes, that might be more accurate. Some of my texts include, "I miss youuuuu" (written with all the "u's") and annoying questions. I'm surprised they stay friends with me.

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Maybe affectionate isn't the right word. Clingy? Yes, that might be more accurate. Some of my texts include, "I miss youuuuu" (written with all the "u's") and annoying questions. I'm surprised they stay friends with me.

I figured you meant "horny"

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I figured you meant "horny"

Thankfully, that is not the case. Otherwise, I would probably make terrible decisions. I'm a magnet for inappropriate men.

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