Why does everyone say that they "consigned" a drug waste.....

[roser13]

Everyone say that they "consigned" a drug waste? Well, of course not everyone, but a whole lot of folks on here do.

Shouldn't the word be co-signed? Or have I been wrong all these years? To me, consign is what you do with your used clothes in a consignment shop.

[AcuteHD]

This is to funny not to commit on, witch was hard cause i done had reset my pissword.

What are the hot button issues nurses are interested in? Pens and Grammer, apparently.

TTFN

[bunnysanford]

A brand new post is asking if the Pearson Vue trick is one of those "urban legions." Can you help them out?

[enuf_already]

This is to funny not to commit on, witch was hard cause i done had reset my pissword.

TTFN

If you forgit it, you won't never be able to use the terlet. Havin 2 hold it 4eva is realy difficult. Others would defiantly agree.

[ixchel]

Still better than "coulda, shoulda, woulda, gonna."

Imma tell u dis.

Sign outside a patient room:

"All visitors must check in at nursing station expect immediate family"

I had a pen that was a completely different color and I wrote c and p over the p and c. I classed that sign right up.

[Oceanpacific]

I recently read about someone who was a "roll model." Do you think it is one of those fake food displays that dietary use? Muffin top?

Also there/their and your/you're are common slippery slopes.

A patient wrote that she had "high pertention"

[JustBeachyNurse, LPN]

I recently read about someone who was a "roll model." Do you think it is one of those fake food displays that dietary use? Muffin top?

Also there/their and your/you're are common slippery slopes.

A patient wrote that she had "high pertention"

A job for those with muffin tops! Roll model!

[Oceanpacific]

Web sight.

Everyone has a burden to bare. Bare down. He was bear naked. His sister was unbareable. None of us could bare it any longer.

[ixchel]

I recently read about someone who was a "roll model." Do you think it is one of those fake food displays that dietary use? Muffin top?

Also there/their and your/you're are common slippery slopes.

A patient wrote that she had "high pertention"

Maybe they make roll models here:

[ixchel]

Web sight.

Everyone has a burden to bare. Bare down. He was bear naked. His sister was unbareable. None of us could bare it any longer.

Bear naked: a naked man with thick dark hair covering every inch of his body (head may be excluded, but not lower posterior neck)

[grandpaj]

Maybe they make roll models here:

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I'm still laughing at this a few minutes later...

What a horrible name for a bread factory (store?)!

[sunflowerr]

I once saw a post on Facebook where someone said they were "lack toast intolerant" ...they were completely serious.

[grandpaj]

Bear naked: a naked man with thick dark hair covering every inch of his body (head may be excluded, but not lower posterior neck)

Urban Dictionary: bear