We need some fun here...who would u tazer?

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I was watching the news last night and the police chief in Chattagnooga decided to tazer himself with 50,000 volts just to see how it felt. That's just too much dedication to the job! But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...

I WANT TO TAZER:

My clinical partner-worthless

My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!

What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??

I would have to say my mother-in-law for calling us a thousand times!!! Grrr :angryfire Do you think I could zap her through the phone? :chuckle

and also Anna Nicole Smith she needs some kind of help....

Specializes in Community Health Nurse.

:idea:if i could legally get away with it, i would luv to tazer both my ex-husband's...starting at the "private area" and working my way up. :rotfl:

others:d on my hot list :uhoh21: i'd tazer would be any employer who offers me less than $40.00/hour to work as a hospital nurse. :lol2:

Specializes in Home care, assisted living.
Bill Maher is God. :chuckle

OHHHHH, I hope not. :eek:

Specializes in Public Health, DEI.

My office mate, every time she leaves the office but leaves her cell phone on her desk, so I have to listen to its obnoxious ring every two seconds because she ignores the personal calls policy

My brother in law, who is a selfish pig that verbally abuses my sister and neglects his children (I'd tazer my sister for not kicking his orifice to the curb years ago, but she is my sister after all!)

My office mate, every time she leaves the office but leaves her cell phone on her desk, so I have to listen to its obnoxious ring every two seconds because she ignores the personal calls policy

My brother in law, who is a selfish pig that verbally abuses my sister and neglects his children (I'd tazer my sister for not kicking his orifice to the curb years ago, but she is my sister after all!)

Can we help tazer your brother-in-law? I'd love to. :angryfire

steph

Specializes in Emergency Dept, M/S.
Can we help tazer your brother-in-law? I'd love to. :angryfire

steph

I'd help with that! LOL

Maybe the cell phone battery can "mysteriously" disappear, along WITH the BIL! ;)

Just quit smoking on Monday. My tazer list is plentiful right now. I was feeling a tad homicidal, but boy, that tazer would be a nice little outlet. (pardon the pun)

Pat

When my husband stopped using Copenhagen years back I WANTED TO TAZER HIM. What a grouch! :uhoh3:

He stopped for 6 years and just recently started up again. It seems so dumb to have stopped for all that time and start again and sometimes I feel like giving him a good shock. My dad too . .. had bypass surgery and stopped smoking for 4 months and then started again.

I don't get it.

steph

Specializes in Critical Care, ER.

1. My gold-digger sister in law for turning my brother into the grinch.

2. Nobody at work, I'm so lucky, they're all the best :)

3. People who hurt those I love

4. Dick Cheney, George Bush and Karl Rove

5.

Specializes in Emergency Dept, M/S.

I wish I could've tazered all the slow-pokes and meanderers in the mall today. I took my 4 kids because they were bored and wanted to do a little Christmas shopping. BAD IDEA!! LOL I want to get in and get out as fast as possible, but I kept getting behind Auntie Susie-Pie and her Great Aunt Bertha, who felt it necessary to walk at the speed of a romantic evening stroll! MOVE IT, LADIES!!!

Bill Maher is God. :chuckle

Then he doesn't beleive in himself? LOL tough trick!

Ok my Tazer list would start with the Electoral Colleges

The entire democratic selection commitee for giving us Kerry rather than Dean

My neighbor that always feels the need to park in front of my house rather than his own

The co-worker on nights that is starting the rumors about me and stealing my mail folder

I actually stopped smoking for 11 years and started back up again. Started working at a prison where everyone smoked. Have to say though, for the 11 years that I didn't smoke, never a day went by that I didn't want one. TAZER ME! ALL OF YOU WHAT A DOPE! This time I really mean it though!

Pat

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