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I was watching the news last night and the police chief in Chattagnooga decided to tazer himself with 50,000 volts just to see how it felt. That's just too much dedication to the job! But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...
I WANT TO TAZER:
My clinical partner-worthless
My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!
What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??
My office mate, every time she leaves the office but leaves her cell phone on her desk, so I have to listen to its obnoxious ring every two seconds because she ignores the personal calls policy
My brother in law, who is a selfish pig that verbally abuses my sister and neglects his children (I'd tazer my sister for not kicking his orifice to the curb years ago, but she is my sister after all!)
My office mate, every time she leaves the office but leaves her cell phone on her desk, so I have to listen to its obnoxious ring every two seconds because she ignores the personal calls policyMy brother in law, who is a selfish pig that verbally abuses my sister and neglects his children (I'd tazer my sister for not kicking his orifice to the curb years ago, but she is my sister after all!)
Can we help tazer your brother-in-law? I'd love to. :angryfire
steph
When my husband stopped using Copenhagen years back I WANTED TO TAZER HIM. What a grouch!
He stopped for 6 years and just recently started up again. It seems so dumb to have stopped for all that time and start again and sometimes I feel like giving him a good shock. My dad too . .. had bypass surgery and stopped smoking for 4 months and then started again.
I don't get it.
steph
I wish I could've tazered all the slow-pokes and meanderers in the mall today. I took my 4 kids because they were bored and wanted to do a little Christmas shopping. BAD IDEA!! LOL I want to get in and get out as fast as possible, but I kept getting behind Auntie Susie-Pie and her Great Aunt Bertha, who felt it necessary to walk at the speed of a romantic evening stroll! MOVE IT, LADIES!!!
Bill Maher is God. :chuckle
Then he doesn't beleive in himself? LOL tough trick!
Ok my Tazer list would start with the Electoral Colleges
The entire democratic selection commitee for giving us Kerry rather than Dean
My neighbor that always feels the need to park in front of my house rather than his own
The co-worker on nights that is starting the rumors about me and stealing my mail folder
I actually stopped smoking for 11 years and started back up again. Started working at a prison where everyone smoked. Have to say though, for the 11 years that I didn't smoke, never a day went by that I didn't want one. TAZER ME! ALL OF YOU WHAT A DOPE! This time I really mean it though!
Pat
Nalini
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I would have to say my mother-in-law for calling us a thousand times!!! Grrr :angryfire Do you think I could zap her through the phone? :chuckle
and also Anna Nicole Smith she needs some kind of help....