We need some fun here...who would u tazer?

mariedoreen · Nov 17, 2004

Oh, this could be fun ...
Here's my list for starters:
1) my best friend's abusive, worthless soon-to-be-ex husband
2) Paris Hilton
3) Michael Moore
4) the administrator of the nursing home which continually sends pts. to our ER with evidence of such poor care that it turns my stomach
5) the person who keyed my car door

... did you have a Bush sticker on your car??? :roll

My husband's a police officer and has also had to be maced and tazed during the course of his training. The theory behind it is that the officers should understand the effects of the force that they're applying... The poor guy's wondering when the "hold-em-down-and-beat-em-with-the-baton" training session is. I told him it's probably after the line-up-up-and-shoot-em session.

But in the spirit... I'd taze the jerk that does 40 in a 55 on the highway and then speeds up to 75 in the pass lane when you're attempting to get around him!

cherokeesummer · Nov 17, 2004

Insurance companies that don't pay for my blood sugar test strips (or even a little bit of it).

Blood sugar test strip makers for being so darned expensive.

People that are sneeze or cough and touch stuff without washing hands!

People that don't wash their hands!

Michael Moore

People that are cruel to dogs or cats (or other animals)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

People that crochet while driving, yup saw this one day on the road, wild!!!!

ATM machine owners that charge a $2.00 service charge fee.

allnurses Guide · Nov 17, 2004

Oh yes, Michael Moore definitely.

Also, tonight I tried to pay my phone bill over the phone (they don't have an online billpay and they own the DSL line I subscribe to so it isn't like they don't know computers!) . . . anyway, they want to charge me $3.75 for the honor of paying my bill on the phone. ZAP!

steph

shel_wny · Nov 17, 2004

Dubya for winning the election.

4 more years of pure hell and torment.

Yuck!

(ok ok so it's not that bad but still....ugh)

jschut, BSN, RN · Nov 17, 2004

A girl I go to school with that every time we have papers returned (test, or ANYTHING!) she giggles and says, "I didn't even study!"

but her grades are better than mine and I study like there's no tomorrow! :angryfire:

MsHB · Nov 17, 2004

Those at work who think that just because I trained as a RN overseas, I need to be "re-educated" on how to do simple procedures. :uhoh3:

And, myself for deciding to come over here in the first place.:rotfl:

viviannurse · Nov 20, 2004

My pal who's in the RCMP had to be tazered and pepper sprayed as part of the training. Still trying to find a contact lense!
I'd love to tazer my patients daughter who knows more about everything that her mother has than "you nurses".
Oh, and don't forget Anna Nicole Smith

You reckon that might 'juvinate some brain cells there?

allnurses Guide · Nov 20, 2004

I already tazered Nicollette Sheridan for her appearance on the American Music Awards but she asked for it again with her appearance on Monday Night Football . . . pathetic. ZAP!

steph

Tweety, BSN, RN · Nov 20, 2004

Michael Jackson

George Bush

:)

Imafloat, BSN, RN · Nov 20, 2004

But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...
I WANT TO TAZER:
My clinical partner-worthless
My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!
What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??

I would tazer our class wacko/big mouth. This girl never shuts up, the only time she isn't talking is when she is catching her breath.

Imafloat, BSN, RN · Nov 20, 2004

Then in order of annoyance factor:
2/ anybody who can't get their vehicle centered in a parking space so that others have room to get out of their cars...

ZZZZ ZZZ ZZZAP:::::OUCH:::: Picking self up off the ground. :chuckle :chuckle Sorry I have no depth perception and I have the hardest time parking sometimes if the spot is small. That is the thing I would change about myself, I'll stay a few pounds overweight, just gimme back my depth perception!!!!

maire, ASN, RN · Nov 20, 2004

LOL I'm dying here - what a funny thread!

I honestly can't think of a single person I'd tazer...how sad is that? :uhoh3: