We need some fun here...who would u tazer?

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I was watching the news last night and the police chief in Chattagnooga decided to tazer himself with 50,000 volts just to see how it felt. That's just too much dedication to the job! But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...

I WANT TO TAZER:

My clinical partner-worthless

My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!

What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??

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The girls in my Micro class who chit-chat and text during the entire (4 hr) class, then ask a whole bunch of questions at the end of class that aren't even related to Micro(...or Biology for that matter!)

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O heavens (are we bored on this board tonight or what?), the original post is from 2004!

Hmmm, well as long as we're here: Methinks we should start a new nursing specialty for all of the tazer victims. Tazerology nursing anyone?

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Paris Hilton, although it would probably help her more than hurt her. :uhoh3:

Actually I'd also like to zap every reporter, news manger, and head honcho at CNN for reporting on the pathetic details of that half wits life 24\7 for the past month. Is there not actual NEWS anymore?!!

:trout:

I'm sure there is at least a few stories of actual social importance that they could cover as apposed to how that spoiled brat feels about prison food. Ahhh!!

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My Anatomy and Physiology teacher...real A--h---

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Paris Hilton

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Paris Hilton, although it would probably help her more than hurt her. :uhoh3:

Actually I'd also like to zap every reporter, news manger, and head honcho at CNN for reporting on the pathetic details of that half wits life 24\7 for the past month. Is there not actual NEWS anymore?!!

:trout:

I'm sure there is at least a few stories of actual social importance that they could cover as apposed to how that spoiled brat feels about prison food. Ahhh!!

I just read that she is claiming jail was a "blessing in disguise"... maybe a good strong jolt would also serve to make her stronger...:lol2:

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Just a note about Miss Hilton, US magazine has declared a moratorium on her...This week's issue will not have a single mention, pic, anything about her!! She was gonna be on the cover, but they decided the public is way past the PH saturaion point. Bravo US mag!!

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Oops, I forgot to say who I would taze...

You know the guy on TV who screams about free money from the government and wears that green suit with ?????'s all over it? That guy.

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O heavens (are we bored on this board tonight or what?), the original post is from 2004!

Hmmm, well as long as we're here: Methinks we should start a new nursing specialty for all of the tazer victims. Tazerology nursing anyone?

"Tazerology nursing.":rotfl::lol2: :chuckleI love it. This such a good thread.

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this guy tazered himself, what a dummie!:trout:, anyway i have the perfect person to tazer, a light shock of course, my clinical instructor, man was she mean to us! all throughout the 2yrs we had her she was busy running around searching for something to yell at us for. a pt i was assigned to even joked that someone was going to put her in her place, and someone did, my friend's pt threw something at her!!! lol, she defininetly deserves to be tazered, with seconds!!!;)

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After reading "Patients, pain, and politics" by Mary Richards Rollins, I would get a lot of energizer batteries and tazer:

  1. Any greedy nursing home owner who puts profits before the elderly to the point that they suffer.
  2. Any person allowing this to go on.
  3. Any government agency who looks the other way.

I would tazer some of them multiple times, too.

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