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We need some fun here...who would u tazer?

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I was watching the news last night and the police chief in Chattagnooga decided to tazer himself with 50,000 volts just to see how it felt. That's just too much dedication to the job! But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...

I WANT TO TAZER:

My clinical partner-worthless

My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!

What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??

The ex-husband -- one jolt each time he lets the kids down. :)

akcarmean, LPN

Specializes in Home Health Care,LTC.

My best friends husband (long story) but he ended up pulling her away from our friendship of 20 years.:angryfire :angryfire :crying2: :crying2: Angelia

boulergirl, CNA

Has 5 years experience.

Hmm, I can think of several co-workers I wouldn't mind giving a zap. :clown:

Ex-husband for me too . . .only because he is such a terrible dad.

I've sat here for awhile and can't think of anyone else. I guess that is good.

steph :)

traumaRUs, MSN, APRN, CNS

Specializes in Nephrology, Cardiology, ER, ICU. Has 27 years experience.

A couple of nurses who can't move fast enough!! lol

Fiona59

Has 18 years experience.

My pal who's in the RCMP had to be tazered and pepper sprayed as part of the training. Still trying to find a contact lense!

I'd love to tazer my patients daughter who knows more about everything that her mother has than "you nurses".

Oh, and don't forget Anna Nicole Smith

AmyB

Specializes in LTC.

There are a few in my best friend's clinical group that would benefit from some serious taser zaps. Come to think of it, that would benefit me also! ;)

Oh my gosh yes!!! Anna Nicole Smith at the American Music Award the other night!! Someone needed to tazer her.

Ok, now that I'm thinking about the award show . .. Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, anyone who grabs their crotch, Nicollete Sheridan. . . . . .

steph

The ice cream man, with the "out of tune" songs

The person who invented the alarm clock buzzer

Roommates who leave dirty dishes on the counter...on TOP of the dishwasher!!!!!! Ahhhhh...where is that tazer?!?!?

seems silly, i know, but these irritate me daily!!

i would (seriously) love to tazer this mean dog my neighbors and i often encounter on our morning walks. her owner has her on a leash, but she snarls and growls at us like nothing i've ever seen before. i'm afraid she'll get loose and bite us. i've called animal control and there's nothing they will do since she is on leash. we even asked the owner if he would use a muzzle or choke collar or something on the dog and he said no ("she's just excitable, she won't hurt anyone"). we've changed the time of our walks and changed the route, but we still occasionally run into them. arrgh!

tazer! :angryfire

might as well tazer the owner too, while i'm at it. :rolleyes:

The neighbors down the street who keep tying their dog up outside....and let it bark, and bark, and bark...with some whining here and there.

The neighbors down the street who keep tying their dog up outside....and let it bark, and bark, and bark...with some whining here and there.

We must share a neighbor. :chuckle

anybody with the audicity to disagree with me...the line forms at the left

Oh my gosh yes!!! Anna Nicole Smith at the American Music Award the other night!! Someone needed to tazer her.

Ok, now that I'm thinking about the award show . .. Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, anyone who grabs their crotch, Nicollete Sheridan. . . . . .

steph

did you see the trimspa necklace? She just keeps getting tackier and tackier.

our a&p prof for putting questions on our tests that have answers that contradict the book or himself. Zap zap zap....

Clinical supervisor oh I mean my clinical instructor. She's always finding things wrong on my care plan so she can fail me.

Altra, BSN, RN

Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.

Oh, this could be fun ... :p

Here's my list for starters:

1) my best friend's abusive, worthless soon-to-be-ex husband

2) Paris Hilton

3) Michael Moore

4) the administrator of the nursing home which continually sends pts. to our ER with evidence of such poor care that it turns my stomach

5) the person who keyed my car door

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