We need some fun here...who would u tazer?

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I was watching the news last night and the police chief in Chattagnooga decided to tazer himself with 50,000 volts just to see how it felt. That's just too much dedication to the job! But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...

I WANT TO TAZER:

My clinical partner-worthless

My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!

What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??

The neighbors down the street who keep tying their dog up outside....and let it bark, and bark, and bark...with some whining here and there.

We must share a neighbor. :chuckle

anybody with the audicity to disagree with me...the line forms at the left

Oh my gosh yes!!! Anna Nicole Smith at the American Music Award the other night!! Someone needed to tazer her.

Ok, now that I'm thinking about the award show . .. Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani, anyone who grabs their crotch, Nicollete Sheridan. . . . . .

steph

did you see the trimspa necklace? She just keeps getting tackier and tackier.

our a&p prof for putting questions on our tests that have answers that contradict the book or himself. Zap zap zap....

Clinical supervisor oh I mean my clinical instructor. She's always finding things wrong on my care plan so she can fail me.

Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.

Oh, this could be fun ... :p

Here's my list for starters:

1) my best friend's abusive, worthless soon-to-be-ex husband

2) Paris Hilton

3) Michael Moore

4) the administrator of the nursing home which continually sends pts. to our ER with evidence of such poor care that it turns my stomach

5) the person who keyed my car door

definitely my ex-husband

Specializes in ER, Medicine.

That girl in my clinical group who talks nonstop! At 6:30am I really don't want to hear her mouth. YAK YAK YAK YAK ZZZAAAP! *grin*

Specializes in Emergency Dept, M/S.
We must share a neighbor. :chuckle

Geez! I didn't know you guys were MY neighbors too!! :chuckle

My stupid neighbor that leaves her horses' huge dung piles all up and down our road, for every car to try to avoid the mess, and not fling it all up under our rocker panel or all over our cars. Yes, we live in the boonies, but it doesn't mean you OWN the road! :angryfire

Specializes in ER/Trauma.

OH, where to start?? :chuckle Well, for starters, how about the CEO of my company and whoever makes the decisions which centers to close.....the pit bull that lives across the street that barks ALL NIGHT...a coworker who dates my hubbys best friend (she treats him like he is below her) and hubbys best friend for not waking up and realizing how he is being treated.....my youngest sister (loooooong story)....I think that's enough for now! :rotfl:

Specializes in NICU, PICU, PCVICU and peds oncology.

First on my list would be the premier of Alberta Ralph Klein, for his comments about undeserving people claiming to be severely handicapped in order to defraud the Alberta taxpayer out of $10,200 a year in assured income benefits. As if!!

Then in order of annoyance factor:

2/ anybody who can't get their vehicle centered in a parking space so that others have room to get out of their cars...

3/ the innumerable automailers who fill up my inbox with sales pitches for treating my erectile dysfunction...

4/ Canada Post for eliminating Saturday mail pick-up in my city... by Monday the dropboxes are so full you can't open the chutes... so how secure is our mail?

5/ the makers of spray paint cans with lids you have to bludgeon to get off...

6/ Zellers stores for never having the items I saw in the flyer that would make perfect gifts for my (fill in the blank)

Edited because I'm paranoid my tazer victim visits the forum.:chair:

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