We need some fun here...who would u tazer?

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I was watching the news last night and the police chief in Chattagnooga decided to tazer himself with 50,000 volts just to see how it felt. That's just too much dedication to the job! But, it made me think...I'd tazer a few people for fun...

I WANT TO TAZER:

My clinical partner-worthless

My advisor-she won't let me take a class I want!

What about you? Who are you chasin with the tazer??

Specializes in Med Surg/Tele/ER.

My ex son-in-law, his brother & mother. I would like to see them in front of a tazer firing squad :devil: Just the thought gives me that warm fuzzy feeling!:D

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Specializes in Home care, assisted living.

I just thought of a few more folks to tazer:

1. Corporate office (when they visit our facility with their noses in the air and start rearranging the furniture--what about our raises, hmm?? :angryfire )

2. Michael Moore

3. Bill Maher

4. Chris Matthews

5. Neal Boortz (usually enjoy listening to him, but he CAN be a jerk sometimes)

6. Howard Stern--eeeewwwww! :eek:

When I think of more, I'll post them here...hehehe

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Yep, next time Bill Maher gets that smug look on his face . . . ZAP!! Too bad cause sometimes he is funny.

steph

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  1. the person that always has an experience, comment, "happened to me" story in nursing class. :angryfire
  2. in-laws:angryfire
  3. adam for eating the apple.:angryfire :angryfire
  4. the clerk who makes me repeat my coffee order 3 times, just to get it wrong anyway. :angryfire :angryfire :angryfire
  5. the inventor of narrow pointed high heal shoes:rotfl:
  6. anyone who claims they don't study.:(
  7. the dentist who invented "bleaching":devil:
  8. anyone that wears 4 kt. diamond earrings, who obviously can't afford them.:nono:
  9. the student who offers advise when you didn't ask for it. :angryfire

and last but no least

10. anyone and everyone who contributed to making the "anorexic/plastic" appearance sexy. :angryfire :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil::angryfire :(:(:(:angryfire

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I'm with you there!!! And one jolt for every dollar he owes to them for child support!!! That's 43,000 jolts!!

The ex-husband -- one jolt each time he lets the kids down. :)
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I haven't posted in a long while, actually since I started nursing school back in Aug. But, I would like to tazar:

My kids for everytime they fail to pick-up after themselves and my husband because I'm not liking him right now. :angryfire

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My ex. A few times. Below the belt. :rotfl:

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HMM this is a good one and I needed a good laugh!!!

#1 Nursing home adminstrator where I just quit from (what an A$$)

#2 Roommate WHAT A SLOB Irrates me daily once in a while would love to zap him back to reality haha!

#3 thebartender at the bowling alley for making weak drinks on good zap and my drinks will be A OK lol ty for the topic its great!

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Specializes in Home care, assisted living.

The maintenance director where I work. He threw a temper tantrum at us yesterday and I'll probably get to see him at the staff meeting today. Wish I had a tazer with me!! :angryfire :angryfire :angryfire

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Specializes in Critical Care / Psychiatry.
Yep, next time Bill Maher gets that smug look on his face . . . ZAP!! Too bad cause sometimes he is funny.

steph

Bill Maher is God. :chuckle

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I guess it is a good sign that there weren't a whole bunch of people who instantaneously came to mind, but I still came up with some!

1. Insurance company employees--the ones that decide they will pay for a 90 year old man to get viagra but will not pay for the pill for women of childbearing age. Hey, maybe the tazer would work as a viagra substitute! hehehe

2. Whomever broke into my boyfriend's truck and stole the radio that I bought him for his birthday. They get tazered until they tinky in their drawers.

3. The people who help fill the great dane shelter by buying cute puppies and then saying "oh, he got too big". It's a great freaking dane, did you think he would stay 15 pounds for life??

4. All the people who bought a singing dancing 5 foot tall Grinch at Wal Mart so there wasn't one left for me. *pout*

5. The originator of the hel* commonly referred to as finals week.

6. The halfwit at school who will interrupt pathophysiology (my teacher is a vet with a phd) to ask questions about bunny care. She gets multiple zaps! If I hear you say bunny you're gonna get it again!

Jenn :chuckle

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Bill Maher is God. :chuckle

Well, if he is God then he is big enough to take a little criticism. :)

Actually I used to love him because he gave Democrats (liberals) and Republicans grief pretty equally but now he simply focuses on Republicans (conservatives).

Lately he has gotten snarky and smug and holier than thou . . . .

steph

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