Never....NEVER...cut a potato in half and use it as a pessary!
Anybody got anything to add?
Never let a medical student cut a bloody down jacket while the industrial heat fan is blowing in the trauma room.
Never try to train your pirana to eat meat from your hand.
Never try to convince an ER nurse you 'fell' onto whatever object is stuck in your rectum.
If you're cornering a squirrel on a power line...they bite.....*THEY BITE!!*
Don't wipe your face with alcohol then open the gas oven to check the chicken.
Don't use the vacuum cleaner for anything other than picking up debris off the floor.
Don't call the ER to see if eating spoiled yogurt can hurt you....2 hours after you've eaten it.
Don't call the ER to see if you can get AIDS from eating feces. Just don't call....don't ask make us think about things like that.
If you're gonna be a big enough of ato light your girlfriend on fire you really shouldn't get sick yourself in jail and be brought to the same hospital she got treated at, and expect lots of pain meds and compassion:flamesonb:idntdt:, ain't gonna happen buddy
wow. he actually lit his girlfriend on fire?
Only worked in the ER a couple of years and have learned plenty:Just sitting there minding your own business is one of the most dangerous activities you can do.
Kind of like my nephews when they were younger. Bleeding child "I was just sitting there minding my own business and (the dog/my brother/some evil phantom in the room) just (bit/punched/scratched) me for no reason". Such angels...
kukukajoo, LPN
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1000? was he in a coma?