Special Snowflake!

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If I hear that phrase here one more time, I might have to slap you in the forehead. Stop. Please.

Specializes in None yet..
Well, the sad fact is that I'm probably the worst of all worlds, THE HYBRID! :laugh:

Crusty Old Snowflake? :woot:

Princess Dogen hahaha

Crusty Old Snowflake? :woot:

A melted snowflake. So really, a small puddle. Don't be a puddle.

I used to love a good 4 hour shift. No commitment, get in, get busy, get out.

When I was per diem I fulfilled most of my weekend requirements that way. A nurse left early for a party, I would swoop in at 3 and be done by 7:30.

Very nice.

Specializes in Public Health, TB.
Nope. Unlikely. Green Tea can be the queen. Or I am.

Oh Ruby Vee, I think of you as the Empress, GreenTea is Professor Emeritus, and Esme, the Goddess!

Specializes in Hospice.

I'm okay with being the Crusty Old Bat on my unit, it is quite rewarding when the sparkly-pants-pretty-princess has to come groveling to me when all the computer systems crash and this Old Hag is the only one who knows how to do the downtime procedures.

Passing meds without a MAK or a Pyxis system, what??? Internal requisition forms for lab, radiology, pharmacy, what???

Oh Ruby Vee, I think of you as the Empress, GreenTea is Professor Emeritus, and Esme, the Goddess!

Psssst...Ruby, I think she just called you The *****.

Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
Psssst...Ruby, I think she just called you The *****.

Wow, Farawyn has certainly turned into quite the **** mouth. And I have no idea what those ***** are supposed to be. Probably because I'm so sweet and innocent. (:roflmao: or not)

Specializes in critical care.

Five letter word that starts with B, Rose.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
I used to love a good 4 hour shift. No commitment, get in, get busy, get out.

When I was per diem I fulfilled most of my weekend requirements that way. A nurse left early for a party, I would swoop in at 3 and be done by 7:30.

Very nice.

A princess shift is over so fast it doesn't even feel like work, which is probably where the name came from. On my unit we have a regularly scheduled princess that's a helper. Pass meds, break people for lunch, draw labs, whatever to help people catch up. So you don't even have patients. Plus everyone cheers when you show up and is sorry when you leave. Just like a real princess.

And I have no idea what those ***** are supposed to be.

Sentence Enhancers.

Specializes in Hospice.
Wow, Farawyn has certainly turned into quite the **** mouth. And I have no idea what those ***** are supposed to be. Probably because I'm so sweet and innocent. (:roflmao: or not)

Oh! I thought they were snowflakes.....just kidding!

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