Special Snowflake!

Howz about "very special snowflake"

runs and ducks for cover

No!! It's one of my favorite phrases.

But...but...but there are so many people out there that need to know about how special of a snowflake they truly are. Isn't it our duty to make sure they know this about themselves.

It may be overused, but it's just so wonderfully descriptive. Maybe we should set up parameters for use?

How about tender little snowflake?

Or Sparkle Pants McSpazatron?

I can live with Sparkle Pants

They say there are two kinds of people in this world, the snowflakes and the COB's.

I keep trying out for Team COB but so far I keep getting red shirted. They say I can't get off the bench til I eat my first young..

I HATE BEING A SNOWFLAKE! I HATE IT! I HATE IT SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

Well, aren't you a special snowflake.

I will not accept that Snowflakes and COBs are the only options. There must be a happy medium in there somewhere.

I'd kind of like to see klone slapping people in the forehead, like a V8 commercial.

Dogen, you're old.

And bald, apparently.

Apparently there has been a resurgence of the "I could have had a V8!" commercials. I remember the one from the '80s. I guess I am old. My apologies, Dogen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUPdW3ba6F4

I will not accept that Snowflakes and COBs are the only options. There must be a happy medium in there somewhere.

Well, the sad fact is that I'm probably the worst of all worlds, THE HYBRID!