Special Snowflake!

[OCNRN63, RN]

While I agree that some of us bigger girls try to sausage ourselves into clothes too small and end up looking horrid, if worn with the correct ensemble, it's possible to wear skinny jeans/slim THICK FABRIC jeggings/leggings/whatever and not look horrible. I have tunics and long sweaters that I wear with mine. I, however, am not a size 26, I'm a 20/22.

My biggest problem in fashion is I'm constantly buying new t-shirts because my boobs like to eat my food. Even if I get it rinsed off immediately many times there's still a grease stain left after pre-treating. I need a bib

Mine have an affinity for ice cream and spaghetti.

[WellThatsOod]

Mine have an affinity for ice cream and spaghetti.

I have convinced myself I will not eat anything more than a granola bar during clinical. All white uniforms *shudder*

[cockadoodie]

I can live with Sparkle Pants

I miss my husband

[Anna S, RN]

[Farawyn]

I can has bat wings sumday?

Sorry on my phone, no accompanying kitteh pic. Kthxbai.

[AcuteCare4Life]

When I was in the in-between stage, I thought of myself as a "Working Dog". You know, "They work us like dogs!". Now I'm proudly a COB.

Oh, on another note, remember eating popcorn out of metal bedpans? After all they had been autoclaved!

[SleeepyRN]

If you're willing to absorb the wisdom of your elders, how about "Grasshopper"?

Perfect!!! Ayy Danielson

[SleeepyRN]

Fresh meat?

LOL. But that would further perpetuate the "nurse eat their young" phrase you all love so much. Lol