"Some Dude" sure gets around!

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

anybody got any interesting "some dude" sightings to share? you know who i'm talking about -- the guy that always gets blamed for shooting some innocent citizen who was "sittin' on my front stoop minding my bid-ness when some dude up and shot me." (or knifed me, or whatever).

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[color=#008080]last night my patient (whose journey through our facility started months ago when some dude up and shot him in the face for no good reason) insisted that he hadn't pulled the art line i found in his hot little hand. "some dude came in here and he did it!" apparently some dude is also responsible for making off with an entire needle box (full, of course).

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[color=#008080]what's that dude up to in your facility?

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You know, Some Dude also has a buddy that sometimes hangs out with him. "these two dudes.."

I have also found out that the MOST dangerous thing that you can do in America today is mind your own buisness. "I was mindin' my own buisness when..."

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Specializes in Trauma,ER,CCU/OHU/Nsg Ed/Nsg Research.

And don't forget Some Dude's sidekick, That Crazy *****. She's been quite active herself around here.

What I have found is that if the pt has been shot or stabbed, it's usually Some Dude...but These 2 Guys are almost always responsible for someone getting the crap beat out of them. That Crazy B*&ch tends to run over people with her car, stab people with kitchen knives, inflict all manner of injuries to the groin area... ya never know what That Crazy ***** is gonna do next...lol.

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omg I am gonna pee :rotfl:

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LOL, omg too funny!

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, med-surg, psych.

Around here, "some dude" is ALWAYS forcing people to do meth, and pretty soon the "crazy *****" takes all the money and the car, and runs off with.....you guessed it....."some dude" :uhoh3:

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I worked the ER at a University town for years, and it never failed every weekend some guy would be brought in with his face looking like it went through a meat grinder. When asked what precipitated the assault, the pt would always say " Some Dude " " Some Dude Hit On My Girlfriend" even the police report read, victim states, " Some Dude attacked me " . I've always wanted to meet this guy, he's been in every fight I've heard of, but I've never seen him on America's Most Wanted, this fellow is extremely elusive, his description changes with every incident. Even when I'm in trouble with my girlfriend and asked "Who bought you all of those drinks? " I'd say "Some Dude."

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Specializes in pedi, pedi psych,dd, school ,home health.

:chuckle :rotfl: :rotfl: :lol2: here its "that other kid"....

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You guys are so funny! Growing up in my house it was "Notme" that did all the stuff my brother and I would never do cause we knew it wasn't allowed;)

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Specializes in M/S, OB, Ortho, ICU, Diabetes, QA/PI.

way too funny!!!! I had to muffle my laughter (cuz I'm in my office reading these!!!) :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Specializes in Med/Surg, Ortho.

Isnt "notme" "some dudes" cousin? And i heard "that other guy" was married to "that Crazy B****".

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ROFLMAO!

:lol2: :rotfl: :chuckle :roll

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