anybody got any interesting "some dude" sightings to share? you know who i'm talking about -- the guy that always gets blamed for shooting some innocent citizen who was "sittin' on my front stoop minding my bid-ness when some dude up and shot me." (or knifed me, or whatever).
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[color=#008080]last night my patient (whose journey through our facility started months ago when some dude up and shot him in the face for no good reason) insisted that he hadn't pulled the art line i found in his hot little hand. "some dude came in here and he did it!" apparently some dude is also responsible for making off with an entire needle box (full, of course).
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[color=#008080]what's that dude up to in your facility?
Our biggest problem is "this one guy"...he gets in fights (and obviously wins since we never see him), starts bar brawls, steals, deals, cuts people off, and is a trouble maker in general...sigh...you'd think the police could catch "this one guy."
Around here, "some dude" is a pretty bad guy...he shot one of our patients while he was "on the street corner handing out bibles"....lol
Wow. America is SO dangerous! Minding your own business, getting doughnuts, and now handing out the Good Book is liable to get you killed! In my experience walking home from the bars is also very hazardous.
I kind of have a doughnut problem. Maybe I can use that as a motivation to stay out of doughnut shops.
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"I was sittin on my porch minding my business when Some Dude shot me in the knee." Direct quote from an ICU pt I had a couple of years ago. Also..."I don't know her, she my baby mama" Same pt...I wonder if her other name is "Crazy *****"???:chuckle
We recently had a mid-50's female admitted w/CP from the county jail. Apparently "some dude" who was dating "this crazy *****" she knows told her if she ever got caught with the crack he gave her, just tell the cops she's having chest pain, since they don't have enough resources to stay at the bedside and we can't call when they are discharged she'll be able to get away with it.
once in every blue moon, there really *is* some dude that just up & strike! just check this out! the victim was sitting there, minding his own business...dozing on & off during the train ride when ~
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Our biggest problem is "this one guy"...he gets in fights (and obviously wins since we never see him), starts bar brawls, steals, deals, cuts people off, and is a trouble maker in general...sigh...you'd think the police could catch "this one guy."