anybody got any interesting "some dude" sightings to share? you know who i'm talking about -- the guy that always gets blamed for shooting some innocent citizen who was "sittin' on my front stoop minding my bid-ness when some dude up and shot me." (or knifed me, or whatever).
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[color=#008080]last night my patient (whose journey through our facility started months ago when some dude up and shot him in the face for no good reason) insisted that he hadn't pulled the art line i found in his hot little hand. "some dude came in here and he did it!" apparently some dude is also responsible for making off with an entire needle box (full, of course).
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[color=#008080]what's that dude up to in your facility?
We had a guy come into the ER last night who was all banged up and had various cuts, especially on his arms and upper body. He was very drunk,at 0300. He told us that 3 women that he did not know jumped him and took all his money and beat him pretty badly. Turns out, he did this to himself.... the bruises and abraisions came from falling off a semi truck which he was trying to break into; and the cuts were from a broken window in a church that he had attempted to break into. Needless to say, he is now in jail.
You see, that proves our point, if the fellow had blamed it on "Some Dude", there would have been no questionig his story, for we all know "Some Dude" is an elusive creature and never will be brought to justice.with wolves
Yes it happens here all the time. Pt was in some way or matter shot, stabbed or beaten and it is alway by some guy, some dude, two guys or that crazy biach. Now if we could just get the police to catch some guy or two guys crime in america would be non existant.
Specializes in Tele, Home Health, MICU, CTICU, LTC.
LOL :chuckle :rotfl: Reminds me of my days in EMS. "Some guy" was always up to no good on the weekends, around the full moon, and at the beginning of every month. Most nights too.
We had a guy come into the ER last night who was all banged up and had various cuts, especially on his arms and upper body. He was very drunk,at 0300. He told us that 3 women that he did not know jumped him and took all his money and beat him pretty badly. Turns out, he did this to himself.... the bruises and abraisions came from falling off a semi truck which he was trying to break into; and the cuts were from a broken window in a church that he had attempted to break into. Needless to say, he is now in jail.
Did you work in my ER last night? Or maybe "some dude's" cousin was in my ER. Guy found wandering on the highway banged up stating he was carjacked ... seems he crashed his own car, which was found later.
Specializes in Med-Surg, Geriatric, Behavioral Health.
And let's not forget the other type of "some dude". It must be the same guy folks seem to mention, like..."Hey, I was just trying to score a bundle (opiate street slang for 10 bags of heroin) and some dude turned me in"...I guess the some dude was cop. Oh well, poor guy. Don't yah feel sorry for him.
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some dude usually hides out in bushes, attacks innocent people, then always gets away without being seen here