PVT no longer works

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Tell us about a thread title that you would love to see.

For Example: Doctors finally admit that they know less than nurses

Or: New nurses shown to be highly skilled compared to seasoned nurses

Or: All for-profit nursing programs shut down by FEDs

Or: One year moratorium on new nurses entering the work force

Go ahead, this is a judgement-free zone:sarcastic:

All nurses will no longer allow NCLEX questions. Instead use the trusty search feature and read the 3 billion answers that were already posted to your question.

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Specializes in CVOR, CVICU/CTICU, CCRN-CMC-CSC.

"Nurse managers hired on basis of quality practice and experience. Recent study shows multiple initials after names of little value when predicting competency in management positions"

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Specializes in 15 years in ICU, 22 years in PACU.

"Eat All the Young Nurses You Want and Still Loose (sic) Weight"

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Specializes in CVICU.

"Nursing Instructor Finds Glee In Torturing Susceptible First Semester Students"

"Study Finds That Not Exercising During Nursing School Makes One Gain Weight"

"It's Not Just Your Coworkers: You ARE Annoying"

"HIPAA Officially Renamed 'HIPPA' To Satisfy Insufficiently Educated Nurses"

I really, really like The Onion and Gomerblog, if you couldn't tell.

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Specializes in Medical Oncology, Alzheimer/dementia.

Nationwide shortage on Sprite, graham crackers, and applesauce.

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

"If You Always Have Mean Coworkers, It's Probably You, Not Them"

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"Political Correctness outlawed in medical facilities"

"Study shows that you are being bullied because you are a doormat"

"Study shows that you bully people because you are really a coward"

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Specializes in Med-Surg, Emergency, CEN.

State Mandates That Narcotic Pain Medications will No Longer be Given in Any Emergency Dept.

(And then I will move my whole family there on the next flight!)

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Specializes in Emergency.

"How do i post a thread on all-nurses?"

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Nurses to wear Google glass to auto document everything.

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Ah, but "pvt no longer works" IS posted, over and over again. I clicked on the thread thinking it was actually yet another lost newbie posting on the wrong message board, wondering why the PVT works for everyone else on the planet....just not her. :sniff:

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"It's Not Just Your Coworkers: You ARE Annoying"

Awesome.

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