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Tell us about a thread title that you would love to see.

For Example: Doctors finally admit that they know less than nurses

Or: New nurses shown to be highly skilled compared to seasoned nurses

Or: All for-profit nursing programs shut down by FEDs

Or: One year moratorium on new nurses entering the work force

Go ahead, this is a judgement-free zone:sarcastic:

"There actually is a nursing shortage"

"National Nurses Union now comprised of 100% of nation's RNs/LPNs"

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ROLL, not role!

Trinitymaster's next thread will be entitled "roll call", and it will just be people calling off their favorite rolls (kaiser, poppy seed, etc).

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Some poster with poor grammar skills will one day start an unfortunately worded thread entitled "all nurses should get aids", talking about how they wish all nurses could work with nursing aides.

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Specializes in ICU / PCU / Telemetry / Oncology.

I failed NCLEX!! This is how I did it ...

Sent from my iPad using allnurses

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Specializes in Long Term Acute Care, TCU.
ROLL, not role!

Thank You

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Specializes in Long Term Acute Care, TCU.
Some poster with poor grammar skills will one day start an unfortunately worded thread entitled "all nurses should get aids", talking about how they wish all nurses could work with nursing aides.

Straight out of South Park. Nice one

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Specializes in Long Term Acute Care, TCU.
Trinitymaster's next thread will be entitled "roll call", and it will just be people calling off their favorite rolls (kaiser, poppy seed, etc).

Those pecan rolls with that yummy center :yes:

"How I passed the NCLEX in 3 questions after eating only pecan rolls for a month"

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Specializes in Inpatient Oncology/Public Health.

"Hospitals end scripting. Nurses reportedly saying 'I don't have the time, we aren't staffed appropriately' 200 times in first hour."

"Hospitals decide trackers are belittling to staff. Using saved money for raises for staff."

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Specializes in Hospice & Palliative Care, Oncology, M/S.

Universe runs out of Dilaudid.

...side note, we actually did have a brief shortage last week. It was not a happy afternoon.

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Specializes in Long Term Acute Care, TCU.
Universe runs out of Dilaudid.

...side note, we actually did have a brief shortage last week. It was not a happy afternoon.

Without Dilaudid, 50% of nurses would immediately lose their jobs.

On that note:

"IV Tylenol to replace IV Dilaudid"

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.

OK trinitymaster...I'll go there. You big meanie! [now drink, lol] I hoped for a second that this was a serious thread. Sigh, no such luck!

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Specializes in Long Term Acute Care, TCU.
OK trinitymaster...I'll go there. You big meanie! [now drink, lol] I hoped for a second that this was a serious thread. Sigh, no such luck!

This is a serious thread. (Why are there no more beer emoticons?)

One more:

"Evidence shows that we have all been scammed. ADN just as competent as BSN."

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