PVT no longer works

[trinitymaster]

Tell us about a thread title that you would love to see.

For Example: Doctors finally admit that they know less than nurses

Or: New nurses shown to be highly skilled compared to seasoned nurses

Or: All for-profit nursing programs shut down by FEDs

Or: One year moratorium on new nurses entering the work force

Go ahead, this is a judgement-free zone

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

"Study Proves Conclusively: New Nurses Really AREN'T Picked On Because Older Nurses are Jealous of the Newcomer's Beauty, As Many Have Believed. It's Actually Because They Are Narcissistic And Annoying".

[BecomingNursey]

As a nurse...how to exercise your bladder for those long shifts!

Lol

I'm not telling you it's going to be easy, I'm telling you it's going to be worth it.

Author: Art Williams

[OCNRN63, RN]

National nurse to patient ratios mandate signed into law.

Entry to nursing profession elevated to BSN; established nurses grandfathered

Insurance lobbyists outlawed

Nurses granted two weeks of federal leave each year for mental/physical well being

Nationwide shortage on Sprite, graham crackers, and applesauce.

Don't forget the proverbial turkey sandwich.

[pseudomonas, BSN, RN]

Some poster with poor grammar skills will one day start an unfortunately worded thread entitled "all nurses should get aids", talking about how they wish all nurses could work with nursing aides.

[That Guy, BSN, RN, EMT-B]

"I searched the site and google and found my answer so I wont start another stupid post"

[prmenrs, RN]

All med-surg nurses required to be certified in using the breast pump (because all NICU nurses required to be certified on restraint usage--fair is fair!)

NLN and ANA decide to return to return to Diploma model of nursing education. All those initials behind your name aren't going to mean a thing in a few years!

[trinitymaster]

All med-surg nurses required to be certified in using the breast pump (because all NICU nurses required to be certified on restraint usage--fair is fair!)

NLN and ANA decide to return to return to Diploma model of nursing education. All those initials behind your name aren't going to mean a thing in a few years!

Never know when that neonate is going to get out of hand.

[imenid37]

When nurses work short, they are allowed to divide the wages of the missing co-worker. Ex. 4 nurses are "needed" to staff the floor. They have to do with three, so the three split the salary of that 4th missing nurse.

Employer is required to pay for the required staffing. They never "save" money when staffing is short.

[trinitymaster]

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[trinitymaster]

When nurses work short, they are allowed to divide the wages of the missing co-worker. Ex. 4 nurses are "needed" to staff the floor. They have to do with three, so the three split the salary of that 4th missing nurse.

Employer is required to pay for the required staffing. They never "save" money when staffing is short.

"Short-staffed nurses receive equal portions of pay allocated for missing staff"

[kidzcare]

When nurses work short, they are allowed to divide the wages of the missing co-worker. Ex. 4 nurses are "needed" to staff the floor. They have to do with three, so the three split the salary of that 4th missing nurse.

Employer is required to pay for the required staffing. They never "save" money when staffing is short.

HOW MANY TIMES CAN I "LIKE" THIS????

Sorry about the caps... I got carried away. My bad. But this is a stellar idea!

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

"Doing the PVT at Least Once Per Hour, Every Hour for 48 Hours Ensures 100% Accuracy!!"

"Good Pop Up Changes to Bad Pop Up When Candidates Insist On Doing PVT OVER AND OVER--Thousands Now Failing NCLEX Because They Can't Stop Themselves!!"