News Flash Everybody Farts!

[hppygr8ful]

I have read a couple of posts lately where people are complaining about people farting breaking wind, passing gas etc...

What exactly is the big deal? The average person farts 14 to 20 times a day and if you say you don't fart you're either lying or you are an alien species.

Yes it can be gross and smell bad but it's like poop it just happens sometimes.

Hppy

[Farawyn]

Some women don't either, I grew up in a family full of boys and I find fart jokes hysterical. I'm still known to say "Who ever smelt it, dealt it!"

Whoever denied it, fried it.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Miss Manners farts and blames it on Dear Abby.

Yes she does.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

We do in our family also. In fact, when my daughter and grandchildren were here a couple weeks ago, my 4 yo grandson told everyone to fart on Grandma. Everyone laughed including me.

[VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN]

Some women don't either, I grew up in a family full of boys and I find fart jokes hysterical. I'm still known to say "Who ever smelt it, dealt it!"

Whoever denied it, supplied it!

[Jensmom7, BSN, RN]

I know I'm a bad girl, I just couldn't resist...

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

I'm mischievous, so here goes

Beans beans are good for your heart

Beans beans they make you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So eat your beans at every meal:)

[BittyBabyGrower, MSN, RN]

We have a couple of older chronic babies on special formulas that just makes them stink! So we will sidle over to their crib and say Whew, your kiddo stinks lol

[Rose_Queen, BSN, MSN, RN]

I'm mischievous, so here goes

Beans beans are good for your heart

Beans beans they make you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So eat your beans at every meal:)

I've always heard:

Beans, beans, the magical fruit.

The more you eat, the more you toot.

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So eat those beans at every meal!

Or,

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart.

The more you eat, the more you fart.

The more you fart, the better you feel.

So eat those beans at every meal!

[RBilton]

Good God YES!!! And the overwhelming need to rush home and shower! Poop particles my son would say! Lol

[NurseSpeedy, ADN, LPN, RN]

The other was my gas problem. My manager turned bright red when he addressed it. Apparently a day shift nurse complained that I had issues with gas. I said I have IBS (I do) and that was it. But still, complaining to the manager because someone farts? Really?

Now that person just deserves a shift full of C-Diff farts for complaining to the manager...

[NurseSpeedy, ADN, LPN, RN]

Maybe its because i worked in a nursing home, but i dont even care about farts and poop smells anymore. Ive seen and smelled the worst before.

This is pretty much where I am when it comes to human function. Sometimes I can't even smell it anymore because I've been around so MUCH of it....now, as for when the cat leaves a present in the literbox, it must be scooped immediately and brought to the dumpster...I swear, it smells like he died in there!

[Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN]

I've been eating a lot of guacamole and carrots lately.

Yesterday, my co-nurse left two hours early and she was very fortunate. I could NOT stop farting! I def. thought of this thread!