News Flash Everybody Farts!

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I have read a couple of posts lately where people are complaining about people farting breaking wind, passing gas etc...

What exactly is the big deal? The average person farts 14 to 20 times a day and if you say you don't fart you're either lying or you are an alien species.

Yes it can be gross and smell bad but it's like poop it just happens sometimes.

Hppy

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attachment.php?attachmentid=20913&stc=1Oh oh, I feel it coming! Oh no, here it comes! Watch out, it's smelly!
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Oh no, I feel it, it's coming, get ready, aaah relief. :) Uh oh, oh my, it's building up. attachment.php?attachmentid=20914&stc=1

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Ive never heard of this.

Seems like every day I learn about a new reason that I dont want to have children.

WORD.

There's no way I could get pregnant now, but even when I was of childbearing age I had no desire...zero, zippo, to have children.

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Dead patient farts are scary. When you turn them for post mortem care and you hear the psssssssssh...

Dead patient moans can be freaky till you get used to them. Roll them over and hear "Groooaaannn..."

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I *hate* to poop at work. I do just about anything not to have that happen.

I keep a little bottle of this in my purse, just in case.

Poopourri

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Dead patient moans can be freaky till you get used to them. Roll them over and hear "Groooaaannn..."
So are the sighs that come from their mouths.
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NOADLS, where do you find these girls?

*facepalm*

My girlfriend participates in this thing called #wcw which exposes my fragile mind to these risque women.

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My girlfriend participates in this thing called #wcw which exposes my fragile mind to these risque women.

You poor thing.

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My girlfriend participates in this thing called #wcw which exposes my fragile mind to these risque women.

My condolences. [emoji41]

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Who would have thought a "fart" thread would get 140 responses. Is that an indication of how a nurse's mind works? :roflmao:

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Who would have thought a "fart" thread would get 140 responses. Is that an indication of how a nurse's mind works? :roflmao:

Mind or behind?

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Mind or behind?

For sufferers of craniorectal inversion, wouldn't it be both/the same?

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