News Flash Everybody Farts!

[hppygr8ful]

I have read a couple of posts lately where people are complaining about people farting breaking wind, passing gas etc...

What exactly is the big deal? The average person farts 14 to 20 times a day and if you say you don't fart you're either lying or you are an alien species.

Yes it can be gross and smell bad but it's like poop it just happens sometimes.

Hppy

[CamillusRN, BSN]

For sufferers of craniorectal inversion, wouldn't it be both/the same?

I laughed a little too heard at this!

[imintrouble, BSN, RN]

I keep a little bottle of this in my purse, just in case.

Poopourri

My sister gave me that stuff as a gag gift. It's amazing.

The hospital should give a sample bottle to every patient.

Just include it in the room cost.

[OCNRN63, RN]

My sister gave me that stuff as a gag gift. It's amazing.

The hospital should give a sample bottle to every patient.

Just include it in the room cost.

I know...I bought it because the commercial cracked me up, but that stuff really is amazing. I'm sensitive to perfumes/fragrances, so it's great for me that the scent is not only light, but dissipates quickly as well.

Disbelievers may scoff, but it is a terrific product.

[NICU Guy, BSN, RN]

Flatulante

[Here.I.Stand, BSN, RN]

Replicate, yo.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CU47c72n55U

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

The knockout

[Quilterbeth]

Hey, according to Miss Manners, one should not acknowledge the case of flatulance, in fact one should just continue on with one's business.

That being said, I have not laughed so much in a while. I know that I have occasional problems with "gas", but I'm so happy to learn that I'm not the only one.

[Farawyn]

Hey, according to Miss Manners, one should not acknowledge the case of flatulance, in fact one should just continue on with one's business.

That being said, I have not laughed so much in a while. I know that I have occasional problems with "gas", but I'm so happy to learn that I'm not the only one.

Miss Manners farts and blames it on Dear Abby.

[Quilterbeth]

Absolutely

[Beffers81]

maybe I'm just some pooping freak???

Not a freak! I can baebae anywhere. I have GI issues too. But I'm also kind to my fellow coworkers and cropdust in an empty area or go to the furthest BR if possible

[Beffers81]

This one time in 5th grade I farted in class. My parents taught me manners and so I said excuse me. Yep.....didn't live that down boys made fun of me. Got told had I not excused myself they wouldn't have known who did it.

So for two years if there was any sort of smell they would ask "Did beffers fart again?" My husband laughs when I fart. I guess boys don't ever really grow up

[RNShenanigator]

Some women don't either, I grew up in a family full of boys and I find fart jokes hysterical. I'm still known to say "Who ever smelt it, dealt it!"