News Flash Everybody Farts!

[hppygr8ful]

I have read a couple of posts lately where people are complaining about people farting breaking wind, passing gas etc...

What exactly is the big deal? The average person farts 14 to 20 times a day and if you say you don't fart you're either lying or you are an alien species.

Yes it can be gross and smell bad but it's like poop it just happens sometimes.

Hppy

[RNShenanigator]

Ok so I'm must be extremely immature but, I made my husband laugh last night and he farted all the way up the stairs. I laughed so hard I had to stop half way up to sit down to catch my breath.

[Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN]

Ok so I'm must be extremely immature but, I made my husband laugh last night and he farted all the way up the stairs. I laughed so hard I had to stop half way up to sit down to catch my breath.

My future husband has very pathetic farts. I can out-fart him any old day! If he did this, I'd crap my pants. But that is another thread entirely.

[Jensmom7, BSN, RN]

Ok so I'm must be extremely immature but, I made my husband laugh last night and he farted all the way up the stairs. I laughed so hard I had to stop half way up to sit down to catch my breath.

The Walkin' Farts!! Awesome!!

This is possibly the best thread on here at the moment. [emoji56]

[RNator]

I always thought that little boys talk about farts and poop, and men are said to sit around and scratch and fart, which is an extremely exaggerated stereotypical statement. In my experience, women are fixated on talking about pooping and farting constantly...why?

[SHGR, MSN, RN, CNS]

I *hate* to poop at work. I do just about anything not to have that happen.

I used to work with people who would poop at work on purpose...as in, to get paid to take a long, long break every day. Ugh! Otherwise, if you gotta poop, go ahead and do it!

[Twinmom06, ASN, APN]

my daughter can out fart her father and grandfather on any given day (she's nearly 10). The kid can fart on command....

[kbrn2002, ADN, RN]

I'm mischievous, so here goes

Beans beans are good for your heart

Beans beans they make you fart

The more you fart the better you feel

So eat your beans at every meal:)

For me the poem went:

Beans, beans the musical fruit

The more you eat the more you toot

The more you toot the better you feel

So let's have beans at every meal!

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

For me the poem went:

Beans, beans the musical fruit

The more you eat the more you toot

The more you toot the better you feel

So let's have beans at every meal!

This is the newer version of Beans Beans.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

I wonder if we ate just garlic and limburger cheese for a day what our farts would smell like. We would probably knock out a whole battalion of people.

[Farawyn]

I always thought that little boys talk about farts and poop, and men re asaid to sit around and scratch and fart, which is an extremely exaggerated stereotypical statement. In my experience, women are fixated on talking about pooping and farting constantly...why?

It's one of our secret things. And now you know.

Don't tell anyone.

Another is, what do we do when we all go into the bathroom together?

[Lev, MSN, RN, NP]

What is 239 beans plus one? Too farty.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Just to keep everyone happy