You should know better

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Ok, AN, it's guilty pleasure time. What do you do that you know as a nurse you shouldn't? Chain smoke? Binge drink on the weekends? Lecture a patient on a healthy lifestyle then go home and slam down a whole mac-n-cheese pizza? Ride your kick-a** donorcycle to work? Do back flips on your trampoline while juggling swords?

Out with it!

Specializes in Neonatology.

If I could snort bread, I would.

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

IF ONLY

Diet coke, in toxic amounts

I just quit 2 weeks ago...............everyone take cover

it isn't pretty

I tried this once too.

You'll come back to the dark side.

Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

no sleep

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

ice cream.... A whole tub at a time.... I don't buy it because I will literally eat the whole thing In One sitting.... Im not using the term literal inappropriately either.... I mean I will eat the whole thing no matter what size....

Alcohol and junk food are my best friends right now. Also I have worked out in about 2 months.

Specializes in kids.

For the win!!!!!

Specializes in kids.

We are soulmates......

I have a terrible potty mouth.

I adore potatoe Chips,

I will eat food (in the kitchen) off a residents tray

Specializes in Peds Hem, Onc, Med/Surg.

I play video games till my eyeballs bleed..... Very frequently.

It's starting to turn into a problem.

I can stop whenever I want....Really.

Um, daynuh? This is what we used to call "popping corn". Before air pop. Before microwaves. And before Jiffy Pop.

:x3: Hahah my boyfriend's mom did mention that's how her grandmother used to make it on the stove for her as a kid. It's new to me at least!

I run ultra marathons and swim naked as much as possible.

I salt everything. I mean literally everything. Pizza? Salt that bad boy. A green granny smith apple? SALT. I will salt my salt. I will eat the salt off a margarita glass and out of the bottom of the soft pretzel tray. I LOVE SALT.

I admit to going into near hysterics when I am at a Mexican restaurant and someone at my table salts (the already salty!) tortilla chips!

We'd just have to order separate bowls of chips, and we'd be fine. Unless you salt the salsa too...

(My favorite tortilla chips in all the world are Garden of Eatin' unsalted blue corn tortilla chips!)

Sometimes I salt already salted chips. Secretly though....I do it when everyone is looking away 😜

Ha ha...I just griped about this before I scrolled down and saw your post.

I'd just have to stare you down the whole meal so you couldn't contaminate my delicate chip/ salt balance. Nice, relaxing meal, ya know?

Specializes in Emergency.
I run ultra marathons.

If i'm going that far, i drive.

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