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Davey Do has 41 years experience and specializes in Psych, CD, HH, Admin, LTC, OR, ER, Med Surge.

15 Followers; 1 Article; 80,762 Profile Views; 6,501 Posts

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RNfindingherway has 1 years experience as a BSN, RN.

797 Posts; 11,720 Profile Views

You make your bed, you lay in it!

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RNfindingherway has 1 years experience as a BSN, RN.

797 Posts; 11,720 Profile Views

You play with puppy, puppy lick your mouth.      Don't trouble, trouble won't trouble you!             

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Kitiger has 40 years experience as a RN and specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

1 Follower; 961 Posts; 18,977 Profile Views

Air goes in and out, blood goes round and round, any variation on this is a bad thing.

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J.Adderton has 27 years experience as a BSN, MSN.

7 Followers; 111 Articles; 372 Posts; 32,585 Profile Views

Thought of another one-liner I use:

Wear the world like a loose garment.

 

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Megan1977 has 37 years experience as a MSN, EdD, RN and specializes in Medical policy: nurse educator: case mgt.

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“Sh** happens- deal with it” - said to me by my nursing preceptor in my leadership clinicals 😂😂

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twinmommy+2 is a ADN, BSN and specializes in ED.

1 Article; 1,279 Posts; 17,811 Profile Views

Asystole is a stable rhythm. Anything else is apt for change.

"Thats a DSP" day shift problem.

"Aww bless his heart". Said by muah when about to intubate the nether region of a man, and the wife said don't laugh but he's small. Indeed, he was and said the above. Didn't laugh though.

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Kaisu has 2 years experience.

144 Posts; 1,978 Profile Views

If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.

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Elfriede has 40 years experience and specializes in ambulant care.

226 Posts; 4,026 Profile Views

I "have to" only two things :

To die and to the can.

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On 5/24/2019 at 1:37 AM, Davey Do said:

I really like that, hawaiicarl!

 

I like the aloha part.  LOL

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prmenrs has 42 years experience as a RN and specializes in NICU, Infection Control.

2 Followers; 4,565 Posts; 32,645 Profile Views

My signature line: 

Never, ever trust a 35 weeker.

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ThePsychWhisperer has 7 years experience as a BSN, MSN, APRN, NP and specializes in Psychiatric and emergency nursing.

281 Posts; 5,422 Profile Views

The patient is fine, but the family is nuttier than squirrel poop.

Unfortunately, if I continue to be this awesome, expectations will rise

Set the bar low, and you'll never have trouble clearing the hurdle

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4 Followers; 1,485 Posts; 7,736 Profile Views

Whatever people are talking about now, in 2 weeks, they will be talking about something different.

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