What was the MOST ridiculous thing a patient came to the ER for?

And did you have to treat them?

I am just curious. Your stories always seem to either crack me up or shake my head in amazement.

Thanks for sharing ?

Specializes in Cardio-Pulmonary; Med-Surg; Private Duty.
a patient accidentally closed his zipper with his member hanging. The penile tissue was swelling, some parts of it were already necrotic. The patient said that it occurred 3 days ago, and he was very hesitant to go to the hospital. We just gave him a local anesthetic and removed the zipper, did some debridement, and boy he was grinning after the minor operation.

Beans and franks!!! LMAO

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

... and then there was the sweet young thing who went to the er because she had "something crawling around in my public hairs.":eek::D:uhoh3:

Specializes in Emergency.

A young woman, 7 months pregnant, came into the ER because the skin on her breasts itched due to NORMAL swelling/growth from pregnancy. AAAAAAAND what are we supposed to do about that?

A young woman, 7 months pregnant, came into the ER because the skin on her breasts itched due to NORMAL swelling/growth from pregnancy. AAAAAAAND what are we supposed to do about that?

Scratch them?

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
Scratch them?
:lol2::lol2::lol2:

A pt came in complaining of pain during sex. She wanted the problem fixed right now on a Sunday night cause she was leaving for vacation the next morning and had big plans for her vacation! My suggestion was quit having sex if it hurts so badly!!

Specializes in Geriatric/Sub Acute, Home Care.

I wasnt a nurse at the time but a ER Registrar.....a man came in and held up his finger with one of those corn cob holders clean right through his finger. Apparently the corn slipped when he was trying to poke it through with one of these things. I immediately looked at it...and said "OH MY GOD" and he said, Never mind OH MY GOD, get me a doctor!!!!!!!! Never forgot that.

Specializes in Geriatric/Sub Acute, Home Care.

Can relate to pains that you dont know what the heck there are. I live alone too, and I am an RN, it doesnt matter but you certainly did the right thing and do not feel guilty about anything you did. You were right in going to the ER for treatment.....scarey crap,......I know.

I did my preceptorship in an ED and was amazed at some of the cases I we saw. Mainly clinic type complaints, including pregnancy tests, all of which are more costly in the ED. I don't get it. I guess if you don't have to foot the bill, it doesn't matter where you're seen.

What happened to Emergency Room=EMERGENCY

Specializes in med-surg, psych, ER, school nurse-CRNP.

EMTALA, that's what happened.

Im amazed at all these stories about people with things stuck up their @$$

What is peoples obsession with sticking things up their butt???

Am I missing something here?:uhoh3::uhoh3::uhoh3::uhoh3:

Specializes in Emergency & Trauma/Adult ICU.
Im amazed at all these stories about people with things stuck up their @$$

What is peoples obsession with sticking things up their butt???

Am I missing something here?:uhoh3::uhoh3::uhoh3::uhoh3:

Apparently you are ... ;):lol2:

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