T-shirt Sayings

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I love our T-shirt sayings! I want to make a list. Chime in with any that you can remember!

Don't make me open a can of Ringworms

Settle down, Snowflake

My brain can't think of more....

"Status Dramaticus." Now officially on my complaint list.

Reminds me of the time there was a 3rd grade sub. After seeing 6 of his students in about 20 minutes, I called and told him "It would seem your class is suffering from a serious case of FAKER-ITIS!"

I call it sub-itis. It's a real condition r/t substitute teacher heading the classroom. :wacky:

I've had to go down several times and explain sub-itis to our subs.

This one isn't catchy or anything but I asked a kid if "it" came out the "poop hole or the member."

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"STOP IT"

Available only in red, long sleeve, 100% cotton crew neck.

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Specializes in family practice and school nursing.

This thread is hilarious!! can't think of a good one right now...

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I think we need a t-shirt for real. Hook us up, MNX2!

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OMG! Seriously!

We should really all do that. Wear the T-shirts on Fridays, in solidarity!

Sign me up!

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OMG I just went to sunfrog to check out the t-shirts and searched for school nurse. I am hysterical!! I want 1 of each!

SunFrog

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Ha ha! Check this one out: (just found it on Amazon)

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

And...

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
OMG! Seriously!

We should really all do that. Wear the T-shirts on Fridays, in solidarity!

Would there be water involved in this in any way?

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Would there be water involved in this in any way?

Buckets of it.

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This reminds me. My AP is going in the dunking booth for charity! :woot:

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Specializes in kids.

I love the FB posts from the companies that make nurse related tee shirts

The hysterica from the EMS community is entertaining

"You know you're nurse when you friend says hold my beer while I do this" or some such thing. A few nurses will laugh, like and share and then BOOM!

EMTs and Paramedics jump right in

"Well, ACTUALLY, EMS sees them FIRST!!"

I just crack up, and think, start making your own tee shirts then!!!

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