T-shirt Sayings

[kidzcare]

I love our T-shirt sayings! I want to make a list. Chime in with any that you can remember!

Don't make me open a can of Ringworms

Settle down, Snowflake

My brain can't think of more....

[Farawyn]

OB Nurses shirt:

"Have a heart, wash your part.."

Oyster Bay?

[Rose_Queen, BSN, MSN, RN]

Far, you need this on a t-shirt:

I want this on my scrubs:

Or this:

[Farawyn]

Rosie. Ah Mah Gaaah!!!

[SnowyJ, RN]

Dear patient I'm coming be patient just a bit longer, I'm in a bunch of brown soup

Code brown!

[NutmeggeRN, BSN]

Far, you need this on a t-shirt:

I want this on my scrubs:

Or this:

Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cattz, ADN]

"Yes, I'm a nurse; no I don't want to look at it ."

YESSS...This one. I have it. And it is so true. But, funny thing is. I feel bad wearing it. (I wouldn't wear it to school, obviously. I say that, not for the nurses that may read this. Because I know that you "get" it.) Because, you know. Just as soon as I do. One of my family or friends will have that rash, random bump, mole, sore big toe, invisible whatever, etc. That I do not mind to look at and chat about.

However, its the people that don't usually give me the time of day, that I don't even really know, that show me and talk to me about all the random crap, and they go on and on and on. Those are the ones that I want to be wearing that shirt at the right time for. Do you ever just get totally amazed and amused at the same time, at what people will actually tell us because "you're a nurse??!!"

[Spidey's mom, ADN, BSN, RN]

OB Nurses shirt:

"Have a heart, wash your part.."

Oh dear . . . yes . . . please!

And your feet.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

From EMS.....Here for you in an emergency only. This is not a taxi

[Farawyn]

Venous Envy

-creds to BCgradnurse

[kidzcare]

I've been forgetting to add our T-shirt slogans! But I just quoted great one on the Halloween thread....

Don't birth a bovine