T-shirt Sayings

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I love our T-shirt sayings! I want to make a list. Chime in with any that you can remember!

Don't make me open a can of Ringworms

Settle down, Snowflake

My brain can't think of more....

Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.
I used it the other day on my niece, who was lying on the floor of the art room in "pain"

:sarcastic:

Laying?

You laid her down. She laid down. She was lying down.

I have Southern kin. I learned that you can carry a person to town (give them a ride), but you tote a package.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Here is the beautiful and always delightful Davey Do modeling a T-shirt as a Psych Nurse, which could easily be worn for any other specialty, or for just a night out on the town:

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"Status Dramaticus." Now officially on my complaint list.

Reminds me of the time there was a 3rd grade sub. After seeing 6 of his students in about 20 minutes, I called and told him "It would seem your class is suffering from a serious case of FAKER-ITIS!"

He says "OH NO! IS THAT SERIOUS?????

Me: Decidedly NOT!

Not the sharpest tool in the shed....

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
POP

Proof of Puke

Love it!:yes:

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Love it!:yes:

I was envisioning a bile green shirt with a Jackson Pollack splatter and POP in bold letters right across the front.

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
I was envisioning a bile green shirt with a Jackson Pollack splatter and POP in bold letters right across the front.

My fundraising office partner has a t-shirt making kit. That would be awesome.

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My fundraising office partner has a t-shirt making kit. That would be awesome.

OMG! Seriously!

We should really all do that. Wear the T-shirts on Fridays, in solidarity!

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"Sorry 'bout your melena, bro"

Thanks Far!

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"Sorry 'bout your melena, bro"

Thanks Far!

That shirt is black.

With brown letters.

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Specializes in School Nurse.

#NO

#Did you eat breakfast?

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Specializes in kids.

#HowMuchWaterHaveYouHad2DrinkToday?

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

It's not a t-shirt, but there's a mug on Amazon that says "I'm a nurse. What's YOUR super power?" I should get one!

And I refer sometimes to where I work as "The Poop Factory" ... maybe a shirt saying "Welcome to the Poop Factory"?

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