T-shirt Sayings

[kidzcare]

I love our T-shirt sayings! I want to make a list. Chime in with any that you can remember!

Don't make me open a can of Ringworms

Settle down, Snowflake

My brain can't think of more....

[imenid37]

I like... midwives help people out of tight spots!

[DawnJ]

In my world it would be Tweaker Tuesday, Seizure Saturday and Scabies Sunday

[Larry2016]

Some of my favorite t-shirt sayings I v e seen...

If you fib, I will paddle you

Be nice to me, I get paid to stab people with sharp objects

Don't be tachy

Nurse (noun) the first person you see after saying "hold my beer and watch this"

[Farawyn]

Love #1

Thanks LAR!

[OldDude]

Love #1

Thanks LAR!

[Windchaser22]

[rob4546, BSN, MSN]

Front of shirt: NURSE

Back of shirt: Only Because Badass Lifesaver Isn't Actually A Job Title

One of the first things I bought with my first paycheck.

[Farawyn]

Front of shirt: NURSE

Back of shirt: Only Because Badass Lifesaver Isn't Actually A Job Title

One of the first things I bought with my first paycheck.

Link please.

And does it come in red, long sleeve 100% cotton crew neck?

[OldDude]

Link please.

And does it come in red, long sleeve 100% cotton crew neck?

I might be interested in that.

[IsabelK]

I used to have: "I'm a nurse, I'm paid to save your ass, not kiss it."

Others I'd love

(with apologies in advance for this one): My Indian name is "Runs with crash cart"

Night shift nurse: Keeping them alive till 7:05

Nurses: we can't fix stupid but we can sedate and intubate it

Do you want to talk the doctor in charge or the nurse who knows what's going on?

Yes, I'm a nurse; no I don't want to look at it

If I died and went to hell it would take me a week to realize I was no longer in nursing school

How I take your temperature is directly related to how nice you are to me

For a minute there you bored me to death (with lead two going from NSR to flatline and back)

Keep calm....EKG going to flatline..NOT THAT CALM

and...my favorite which I could never wear although I'd love to:

Hi. I'm your nurse. What stupid fu$%ing thing did you do? (yes, the word is spelled out.

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Im your nurse here to treat all your noncompliant issues

im your nurse here to help you get comfortable

i'm a nurse who works in a hospital not a maid who works in a hotel

[jag nurse, RN]

I used to have: "I'm a nurse, I'm paid to save your ass, not kiss it."

Others I'd love

(with apologies in advance for this one): My Indian name is "Runs with crash cart"

Night shift nurse: Keeping them alive till 7:05

Nurses: we can't fix stupid but we can sedate and intubate it

Do you want to talk the doctor in charge or the nurse who knows what's going on?

Yes, I'm a nurse; no I don't want to look at it

If I died and went to hell it would take me a week to realize I was no longer in nursing school

How I take your temperature is directly related to how nice you are to me

For a minute there you bored me to death (with lead two going from NSR to flatline and back)

Keep calm....EKG going to flatline..NOT THAT CALM

and...my favorite which I could never wear although I'd love to:

Hi. I'm your nurse. What stupid fu$%ing thing did you do? (yes, the word is spelled out.

"For a minute there you bored me to death (with lead two going from NSR to flatline and back" Haha Love

I have a sweatshirt with this saying, "BAT NURSE" Because Batman isn't the only superhero up at night"