Stupid hurts.

[emtb2rn, BSN, RN, EMT-B]

OK all y’all, time to lighten it up. Disclaimer: this is kinda an ED thing but all disciplines are more than welcome to join.

Title says it all. I’ll start.

Alcohol + jammed lawnmower = date with orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, stupid hurts.

[Wuzzie]

Watch where you're pointing that nail gun.

[JenTheSchoolRN, BSN, RN]

School nurses can also relate.

3 bags of Flaming Cheetos in 10 minutes on a dare at lunch? Yep, I'm sure your stomach hurts.

[Wuzzie]

There are a few parts of your anatomy where things are only supposed to come out...not go in. There's a reason for that.

[Davey Do]

Lighting up a joint while on O2.

[ruby_jane, BSN, RN]

You decided to hand-feed that random "stray" dog from the Piney Woods a bite of your burger, and now you wonder why you're in the ER waiting for that rabies vaccine?

[RNperdiem, RN]

Breaking and entering? Make sure there is nobody home next time, and you will avoid getting beat up.

[amoLucia]

This thread is just hysterical!

[tining, BSN, RN]

Your bruise hurts?

Quit.pushing.on.it.

[NICU Guy, BSN, RN]

Bride and groom receive a set of jade napkin rings as a wedding gift. The bride decides it would be funny to place the napkin rings on her husband's member while he was sleeping. She didn't expect him to get a hard-on. After all attempts failed to remove them, they rushed to the ER. It required maintenance to break the jade rings with a hammer and anvil.

[jess11RN]

A former coworker that had worked in OB/gyne told me a story once. Leave the banana peel on...

[Daisy4RN]

IV drug use+injecting multiple times into member=multiple open sores and infection

Stealing+being chased and caught by police dog=multiple lacs and head injury

Yep, stupid hurts