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Stupid hurts.

OK all y’all, time to lighten it up. Disclaimer: this is kinda an ED thing but all disciplines are more than welcome to join.

Title says it all. I’ll start.

Alcohol + jammed lawnmower = date with orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, stupid hurts.

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Watch where you're pointing that nail gun.

School nurses can also relate.

3 bags of Flaming Cheetos in 10 minutes on a dare at lunch? Yep, I'm sure your stomach hurts.

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There are a few parts of your anatomy where things are only supposed to come out...not go in. There's a reason for that.

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Lighting up a joint while on O2.

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You decided to hand-feed that random "stray" dog from the Piney Woods a bite of your burger, and now you wonder why you're in the ER waiting for that rabies vaccine?

Breaking and entering? Make sure there is nobody home next time, and you will avoid getting beat up.

This thread is just hysterical!

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Your bruise hurts?

Quit.pushing.on.it.

Bride and groom receive a set of jade napkin rings as a wedding gift. The bride decides it would be funny to place the napkin rings on her husband's member while he was sleeping. She didn't expect him to get a hard-on. After all attempts failed to remove them, they rushed to the ER. It required maintenance to break the jade rings with a hammer and anvil.

A former coworker that had worked in OB/gyne told me a story once. Leave the banana peel on...

IV drug use+injecting multiple times into member=multiple open sores and infection

Stealing+being chased and caught by police dog=multiple lacs and head injury

Yep, stupid hurts

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6 hours ago, Wuzzie said:

Watch where you're pointing that nail gun.

No one was injured in this situation, but still, the potential was there.

A few years ago the geriatric psych unit was undergoing a renovation and patient census was kept to a minimum. During the day, the geriatric psych patients were transferred to the empty child psych unit and returned in the evening.

The construction workers left in the community room, among other tools, a 6 foot fiberglass rod with a sharp metallic point. I came in to work an 8 hour MN and found the rod in the open nurses station, that could have been easily accessed by patients. I asked an evening coworker where the rod had come from.

"I found it in the community room", she said, "And (our supervisor) told me to leave it at the nurses station for the construction workers".

I locked the rod in an unused room and made this for the old "Jacob Rockstar-RN Psych Nurse Action Figure" thread:

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